Merit Increases

Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.

 

No merit = No merit increase

No inflation = No inflation increase

No effort = No initiative increase

No profit = probable layoffs

 

Fuck off re turd

 

The needful will be done after the September layoff, and the payout to the families of the colleagues who will pass away from Coronavirus. Now get back to work.

 

Do the needful now while the weather's still nice. Please.

 

How much longer? Mama needs a new pair of flip flops.

 

Anyones know when we getting raises and bonuses?

 

Ask Stew Gatz about those raises because that's what you are getting for sitting at home for two years doing nothing.

 

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Goals:

Suck the ass of Senior Management

Try to have dinner with my family at least once a week.

Answer bosses emails at 2 AM

Fly Coach instead of Business Class

IDP

Take a class in how to deal with office politics

 

Have the 4 managers who heroically left the shit hole been replaced yet? Or will Project Swift gobble up the rest?

 

All jokes aside...what's going on with raises and bonuses???? Anyone know anything? My boss claims not to know.

 

Bonuses and raises went to DHL

 

WalkingDead is in charge of bonus and merit increases for Taro. Nothing's getting paid out without his approval. Ask him, blame him.

 

WalkingDead is the entire Taro backroom staff.
You are not getting merit or retention raises.
Not in the cards.
Never!

 

check out the company reviews on Glassdoor. Horrific, except for the good reviews that the H.R. staff and CEO put in.

 

WalkingDead is Taro CFO

 

Could we have a Dunk Tank at the Picnic?

$1 for each throw, proceeds go to charity (Bonus fund for those 100+ dedicated employees that give 120% day in and day out and constantly get screwed).

We could put alligators and sharks in the tank whom the Senior Managers can swim with once they get dunked.

Purple Punch to be served as refreshments.

 

Give it 3-6 months and watch Taro mgmt handed their back end.
Don’t believe me? Wait and watch.

 

I really hope so. This is the most fucked up place to work. The ship is definitely sinking, they need to clean house of the toxicity.