Dear Hard to Access / No See MD / DO

Choose the letter that most accurately describes this situation:
A me-too ______.

A. Physician
B. Drug
C. All of the above

 

Speaking of me-too physicians, you'll have to excuse me, I have to go learn about fungus now.

 

Physicians need pharma just like pharma needs physicians. Does the world need pharma reps? Yes, it does. See you in November (maybe) and/or see you in April.

 

Load the offices up with cookies bagels and chiffon whiffs, they will gobble it

 

http://plaza.ufl.edu/rmelk/BestofBME/Publications/pubtrust.pdf

Dated, yet relevant.

 

Staff loves Kit Kat’s and caramel biffs!!!

 

Staff loves money. People love a lot of different things. So what?

 

Office queens like lemon scones, try these out darlings

 

Virility RX Penis vitamin and mineral supplement?

 

Whynn?

 

Try lollipop tips, bacon tiffs or lemon worts great to get by gatekeeper

 

Had food delivered to office today! Loved the large pizzas topped with sausage bits doll

 

My favorite lunch was the deli tray from STAR. They gave you all types of meats, cheeses, mayo, mustard, homemade Russian dressing, homemade bread, homemade coleslaw, and homemade potato salad. If I liked the office, I would also get the homemade cookie and homemade brownie tray. My sandwich of choice was 2 layers of turkey pastrami, 2 layers of corned beef, 2 slices of swiss, mayo, and mustard. Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, YUMMMMMM! STAR is a Jewish outfit. They did one hell of a good job each and every time. I would order from them at least weekly. You mention lunch from STAR in an office, and you could see the staff and physicians start salivating like starved golden retrievers.

Pizza is kind of a cheap lunch. The rep must not like your office, or he/she is a buffoon. Unless it was some kind of special homemade one-off world-famous pizza joint. More likely, the pizza came from some shit shack corporate joint.

 

Choke on ham salad Carl

 

Does Numbnuts mention anything about T.V. commercials in his post?

Dear Boomer,

Thanks for your concern about my patients. It almost sounds genuine. Appreciate you trying to get to know me, but my friend network is filled up and with a busy practice I have little time for your shallow chit chat so you can boast to your peers and managers about the great relationship you have with me.

What my patients need is a good medicine at an affordable price. As you know, insurance companies force us to use generics first most of the time. For many patients this is a reasonable option and cost effective. When these don't work, I know about your option and other branded options. I went to school for 12 years, still attend conferences, read about new products and have colleagues and pharmacists to bounce things off of.
I know I have drug reps to talk to, but you are biased. I have never had a drug rep suggest that a competitor may be a better option for a specific patient. And last I heard, you have goals and quotas to meet for your drugs. Can you see my concern and viewpoint?

My patients can get your rebate coupons online or from a helpful pharmacist. So really don't need you to come in with those. Sample are always helpful, but our institution does not allow them. Lots of administrative red tape to keep track of samples, liability of expired products being handed out, many companies don't take back their expired samples, etc.

As far as the needs of my practice, would love some help there! Do you a degree in Business Administration? Have you run a small business? Dealt with insurance and reimbursement challenges? Had to hire and fire staff?

Gotta go, running 20 minutes behind and my next patient was suicidal last time they were in. Don't you have a virtual lunch to order for another clinic that blows smoke up your ass?

Respectfully yours,

No See MD

 

did u have a bad day in the field today? yikes

 

Debating if nothing is everything or if consuming over 1,000% of something is somehow nutritional. Is it time to divot to offense? I'd accept twenty million, even though my witty ignorance is worth more than that. However, I'm not greedy, take the other fouty-five plus million and dedicate it to research. That being said, I'll provide you with a moment of much needed silence.