Reorg is coming!!

I think your an idiot you fucking Ethibot.... you belong at Burger King

 

Leslie,

FUCK YOU! Bitch

- from a hard working employee.

 

Just go back to work who cares if you get sick.

 

Everybody be good to your self!

 

When is the next one?

 

Any day now

 

IQVIA Contract getting Canceled?! Cause all those Ortho / Linx reps are driving Business? HA

how about RSMs? Those heads getting cut soon. What the EFF do they do?

RSS- Biggest joke in the SSO

SSL- I lied, BIGGER JOKE THAN RSS’S

That’s the fire squad, just watch.

 

The lay-off train coming into the station

 

Today I asked a SSL what they do daily....

She told me I don’t know

WOW

 

You still work for me. So keep on working.

 

Not much longer

 

This isn't confusing at all.

Ethicon no longer makes their products
Ethicon no longer innovates
Ethicon sits around waiting for a robot that they will not be selling....

Sounds like a bleed out of the cash and hand it to a contracted sales force to me

 

This so spot on. The FSO is in limbo with the robot that won't come out for another 2-5 years. And that's being optimistic still. ZERO innovation as of late. Buttressing? You're 4th on the freakin market. The fact they can't even launch lap X1 is a FREAKIN JOKE! The FSO is a walking time bomb.

 

Who works here? Taking care of your kids and playing golf is not working.

 

Seriously though. What do RSM do all day. Maybe on a call or two a day, but then what? Genuine question. How the hell are they helping the company, let alone an AE?

 

the good ones leave you alone and help when asked. Then there are the micro managers who think they know it all and are up in your business. These know it all’s usually do this so they can take credit behind your back to their boss.

 

Exactly. Makes me chuckle when some who sells suture or staplers think that he/she is going to be the first one in line when leadership starts hiring capital reps for the robot (whenever that happens...)

 

We have a much superior robot compared to anything that is available in the market.

It will make Ethicon Great Again!

 

Wait for the call

 

So what happens after the first quarter