Marketing is clueless

How is our marketing department so bad? How do they have no connection to sales, what is actually needed in the field and what our customers want?

 

Your customers want their free coffee and lunch. You, already, have what is needed, a vehicle to go and pick up the food and drink.

 

Gee I dunno. They got rid of just about everyone worth a damn at the beginning of the merger and replaced them with people who have no industry experience.

 

yeah who is this Mario character they got from Merck

 

Exactly

 

He’s trying to turn us into Merck, helping bring his Merck buddies here and strategizing with former Merck reps.

 

I have an idea. Why don’t you shut your trap before I shut it for. Now get me a sandwich, bitch.

 

How are you such a bitch?? Say something else negative, and I will make you my whore.

 

Tough talk Mario!

 

Is Marketing going to save us in 2023?

 

Nothing is going to stop you from kneeling before me. Now do your job and make me a sandwich, woman.

 

Oh it will be tough for you to talk when you have what I got in your mouth, woman.