How 'bout that new law suit ladies

The Masi way is so EZ-go-sleazy! All you need is a can-do attitude, $1mm in cash or gold ingots and a judge who’s willing to meet at 7-11.
Here’s all you got to do. Tell said judge the FDA must loosen it’s standards to accommodate your wonky product. And slip him the cash or ingots in a large plastic cup, as though you’re just a couple of dudes sharing a big gulp. Then get on your bikes and flee the area.

 

Haha!! Voilà! Badblood brothers for life! Masimo style!

 

Pedal fast! You wouldn’t want to be late to your Patient Safety awards banquet at the Ritz.

 

The only one of its kind...
where award nominees are selected not for how they’ve served patients in a meaningful way,
but for how their appreciation for being nominated may in return serve joe in a meaningful way.

 

Funny,I too may in return serve Joe in a meaningful way.

 

Godspeed Apple! Stand up to this trolling gnat!

Apple To Challenge Masimo Patents, Review Board Says
March 2, 2021, 12:58 PM
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/ip-law/apple-can-challenge-three-masimo-patents-review-board-says

 

Here’s the skinny we know so far.
While on assignment in Cupertino, CA to promote their me-too, iWatch-hopeful pulse-ox gadgets, a couple of unpopular Masi execs swiftly defected to Apple. Joe took the news in stride at first. Until that is, Apple added insult to injury by announcing their decision to go with a competing me-too pulse ox technology instead of Joe’s.

This double serving of rejection pie from America’s most admired company no less, was more than Joe Majesty’s ego could handle. Rejection and defeat aren’t tolerated at Masimo, instead repurposed as golden opportunities to cry victim. And so His legal dream team was scrambled once again to spin their new tale. The same ‘ol new tale that’s become His sort of poor-me battlecry. The tale of intellectual property gone missing, trade secrets shared over cocktales in the dark, and the poor little victimized millionaire who immigrated here to America with but the silk designer shirt on his back, and now saves billions and billions of bouncing babies**
It is joe’s own tale of a patent infringement conspiracy that just won’t leave him alone.

**Claimed by Joe; substantiated by no one; ridiculed by everyone but Joe.

 

Working at Masimo is like nailing a fat hooker on the bus. One desperate moment of forbidden fruit, followed by a lifetime of regret, shame, and VD.

 

Lol!! Be more grateful martyr! Your conscience and well-being’s a small price to pay for Joe’s Mercedes.

 

Anyone know the pricing of Massimo safeytnet warranty services? Thanks.

 

Watch this gadfly get schooled Miyagi style

Apple vs. dejected non-recipient of iWatch contract
https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/ptab-filings%2FIPR2021-00209%2F12

 

Hahaha! Here’s 80’s depiction of the joefly provoking fight w/ Apple
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EMjGfn3iXhs

 

As I watch the Elizabeth Holmes/Theranos comedy of horrors unfold in federal court I’m reminded of the criminal activities I witnessed during my abbreviated stay at Masimo. Sadly, the criminal activities and behaviors, which included but are not limited to, fraud, malice, & oppression, were essentially identical in nature to those alleged to have occurred at Theranos, under Elizabeth Holmes’ direction.

 

Not even the media can spin a convincing tale for Him this time. Miserable employees working for douchebags in shitty companies are free to quit and move on, at will, and go wherever they wish. That’s how this works.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-25/masimo-ceo-joe-kiani-blasts-apple-over-smartwatch-trade-secrets

 

Keeping a tight budget these days, Apple will be represented by a small team of paralegal interns. Although attending community college by day, they’ll be working diligently on this case most weekends for the most part, and some evenings as necessary.

 

Apple gonna dryfuck Joe Kiani raw

 

Cook dismissed Joke E. Ani as a delusional opportunist.

 

One of cook’s secretaries MAYBE.
I doubt Cook knows who Joe is,
Much less a flying phuck about him.

 

“Don’t believe the comprehensive research study” …says three top executives from Masimo, whose medical products came under fire by said research study. Determine for yourself whether the expressed opinions of CEO Joe Kiani and his two executives offer in response, sufficiently challenge the research findings, or whether to dismiss it as biased, scientifically-unfounded gibberish.

MASIMO FINDS NO DIFFERENCE IN ACCURACY
HME News Staff
January 18, 2022
https://www.hmenews.com/article/masimo-finds-no-difference-in-accuracy