This Year’s Jazzies

Discussion in 'Jazz Pharmaceuticals' started by anonymous, Jan 3, 2021 at 11:17 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    They always excite. What’ll be the best punchlines?
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Company and culture sustainability given the exodus of talent and leadership - no joke.
    Changing from a smaller, streamlined, can-do environment to a unnecessarily layered, over processed, and finger pointing one - also no joke.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Sunosi.

    Sunosi who?

    So no gonna see you because your product is boring the shit out of me.
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hers a good question: Bruce, who weighs 900 lbs, lives in CA where COVID is rampant has yet to get sick and hdie of the Chinese flu. He supports hiring minorities and yet he’s not on a vent. Is it the muscle gaining properties of sodium oxybate? How is that not white privilege?
     
  5. anonymous

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    Bruce has made Jazz the pharma empire that it is today.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I like your jokes! #JazzHands