What'd We Do Today?!

Discussion in 'Bristol-Myers Squibb' started by anonymous, Aug 3, 2020 at 2:58 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    The bigger question is what did I do the month of January 2021?

    Absolutely nothing. I was on more calls that outlined how all the non-performers are recognized for finally stepping up to the plate in 2021. What a joke!

    I am riding this horse into the sunset. Cannot wait for my COLA, merit increase and next bonus for doing nothing. I love this socialist society called BMS!

    Signed, KMWA
     

  2. anonymous

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    Got stoned and enjoyed the snowfall!
     
  3. anonymous

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    Ring the bell, 9 of 9!
     
  4. anonymous

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    Heard several radio commercials touting and pouting our Eliquis DVT treatment yesterday evening. The commercials worked hard, honest with each call to all patients to ask for our brand. It quickly reminded me.

    Honestly answer me this, oh, pretty Mass going BS lady or well groomed, church going BM man or neither:

    In 2021 thus far, "How many hours do you STEAL from us, here at Bristol Myers Squibb, each day, week, month? How many hours do you think you'll tally by year end? And, can you ever admit to what others rightly label, fraudulent theft?"

    • Dropping off and picking up the kids during working hours?
    • Laundry pick up drop off?
    • McD Coffee, diet Coke, Starbucks times two?
    • A pastry, a snack break at a gas station?
    • Fuel up at 2pm versus 5:45pm with half a tank?
    • Time sucking itineraries. A squirrel is a more efficient gatherer.
    • Calling the home office for crap you could of easily answered on your own to waste time?
    • Reaching out to your manager to kiss up for no real, sound business reason?
    • How about finding some play time with that regional manager you got a thing for in the "heartland"?
    • Texting friends all along the day about non-urgent matters?
    • Social media play time, again & again?
    • Reading blogs, bull shitting with teammates?
    • Again, bullshitting with teammates? The truth is tied at both ends!
    • Going to the bank or checking your electronic accounts?
    • Checking on your benefits during the working day cause ya sure can't do that at night?
    • Working your side business in town or around? Rentals? Storage facilities? Illegal activity?
    • How about, Trading equities? Puts? Options? Swing trades? Day trades? cause you can?
    • Sending worthless e-mails, both internal and external?
    • Major bull shitting with non-prescribers to waste the time away because you know the truth?
    • Making up calls in any way, shape or form?
    • Manufacturing the quantity of calls? (granted you probably work for low brow, 'respected' M)
    • Totally fabricate or at least enhance and exaggerate the Quality of a high percentage of calls?
    • Outright lie about the actual person you spoke to on the recorded call?
    • How's your angelic smile & perfect laugh working to pass the day away?
    • How much of your day is calculated? manipulative? or as need be, covered up? as need be to do less, not more so you gain?
    And on and on it goes at BRISTOL MYERS SQUIBB year after year.

    Answer those and these questions honestly and integrity that others do every day in other departments!

    Calculate and share with pride what you'd make as an "hourly" FTE by subtracting all routine fraudulent theft hours and only including actual physician "f2f" selling time every two weeks?

    It continues to be long over due. Leaders with real integrity and strength fully holding all sales teams accountable for honesty and that "BMS" integrity in each selling day.
     
  5. anonymous

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    $192/hr. Jealous. Thanks for asking. Got my kids all taken care of today on company time and a bit of needed shopping. great mom. great rep. And my regional says so in so many ways.
     
  6. anonymous

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    Smiled on a few calls. Working on refinancing some properties.

    I could care less about the business and patients at this point.

    It is all about ME! F U BMS!
     
  7. anonymous

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    $400,000 a year.....interesting. Do they know you're bad at math?
     
  8. anonymous

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    ...and a moron, too. Good for you, chuckle head.
     
  9. anonymous

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    $192/hr. Jealous. Thanks for asking. Got my kids all taken care of today on company time and a bit of needed shopping. great mom. great rep. And my regional says so in so many ways.
    $400,000 a year.....interesting. Do they know you're bad at math?

    > You likely never studied Calc.+ did ya? Are you a "protected status" salez manager who makes simplistic presumptive assumption as you sip TWG? Ya know what that makes ya BooBoo?

    The hourly calc. likely reflects reduced "actual" work hours, genius. Which could easily translate to an exponentially higher hourly rate for said, salaried position. From my rd vantage, appreciate their honesty as they commit fraud. Hum along to just another day @ BMS.
     
  10. anonymous

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    A tickle pickle goes a long way
     
  11. anonymous

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    I suppose sarcasm is lost on the lot of you. Is that 8 hour workweek spread over multiple days, or do the morally bankrupt put in one full day?
     
  12. anonymous

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    We mostly just put in one day. We, like upper management and the industry as a whole are morally bankrupt.
     
  13. anonymous

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    I would not classify the whole industry as morally bankrupt. However, I would single out BMS as one of the pack leaders in this regard.

    Layers and layers of tools that have nowhere to go because in the end what can they really put on their resume?

    i.e. - 2015-2019 Department of Solutions at BMS - Ran interference consistently and successfully during tenure in commercial sales. Awarded numerous accolades for superior performance against MBOs. Proudly ensured that no other workstream could exceed my timeframe or deliverable by making others miserable through verbal abuse and back channeling any innovative ideas or set business planning efforts.
     
  14. anonymous

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    lmao @ the ones who view themselves as ethical pharma sales professionals & managers knowing make free will choice each "selling" day, each week and year. What would their resumes truly say, if they could speak uninterrupted over the saintly smiles and lies?

    And the other voice of experience sharing, "However, I would single out BMS as one of the pack leaders in this regard." Boom to upper management's weak ways. And we possess a cadre of professional, long term politicians. It's bad business. Who let's this go on each "day" at Bristol-Myers Squibb?

    BMS is the way it is, from the very tippy, self indulgent top, down to the laziest, lying grunts and sales management accomplice. There are hard working people here. In fact, of course, in every division. However, fewer, not more, every day at BMS. Research, manufacturing and related areas imho experience, lead the way towards an honest days toil. It ends there.

    [See, the problem with SM, is the people in control of things here, that could correct things here, don't dare think the answers to what to do next, are here. But they are 'oh VP of life and death at BMS. They have no real political and occupational courage to do what is right for the business, Giovanni. And you raised them this way. They know to only play the game out at good timing BMS.]
     
  15. anonymous

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    Speaking of games, my female, yes female manager and I (she really doesn't think I'd share this) are gambling on line with our shared electronic devices. Next up, March Madness. God, yes God? God, I love BMS corporate welfare from the heavens of NYC to my perfect family life along the shores.
     
  16. anonymous

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    What did I do today? I sold my first home as I am now a proud Realtor in 2021. Isn't life great now that one can double dip and have no fear of repercussions?

    Man, I just love BMS. This gig rocks!
     
  17. anonymous

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    slept in, visited Xhamster for fun then I ate a whole roll of cookie dough
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Did an edible at noon and watched Netflix the rest of the day on my iPad.
     
  19. anonymous

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    See, I am sweet. I'm coy and still pretty.
    But savvy with manipulation of men. Who am little i?

    I am one of your best thought of reps!
    Gosh darn it,
    I play the political game with aplomb in the BMS fiefdoms.

    But during the day, with the cameras and recorders set ---,
    I commit fraudulent theft at Bristol-Myers Squibb's expense.

    In each seven day increment,
    I practice moral relativism and Catholicism in one mind, different times.

    So, edibles, vapor pens, ETOH, chew or bacon (Get BACK Satan!)
    Or shopping, coffee, texting, social media, networking, f
    amily errands
    On company time and dime. No difference. They all are of free personal choice.
    You don't have to be a bio-ethicist to know that erie sweet.
    Kindly, take that pious, shit eating grin off your face and paste it to the alter of life.
     
  20. anonymous

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    You forgot the afternoon delight! Yeah Baby!