Biogen I appreciate the gift, but please don't send alcohol

Hell my manager sent out Doordash gift cards and I stocked on liquor for my cabinet. Life is good! Biogen is run by idiots but no need to get mad, get even.

 

Get some beers and smoke some weed. The secret to a tolerable life.

 

Just remember. If you don’t drink, the best you’re gonna feel is when you wake up in the morning. It’s all downhill from there.

Cheers!

 

Anyone get a load on last night? I took it easy. Only a couple beers during the Masters, some wine with dinner and a really good Old Fashioned after. Well, actually 2 OF’s. Busy day today, so didn’t want to get rip roaring last night.

totally unrelated, is it racist to use the term ‘Masters’ for the gold tourney? I don’t know...a golf tournament at a course in the South held at a club predominantly comprised of white males. I think the only member of ‘color’ is Condoleezza Rice. And that was a token membership. (No pun intended).

 

what? So you my master now? I only serve 1 master. Tito.

 

classic bit from Chris Rock. That boy funny.

 

I’m running low on booze for the wknd. Can someone in senior management please send me a couple bottles?

would be really kind of you.

 

I’m wasted now.

 

if I’m not wasted, the day IS.

 

What are you some frat boy who discovered this site?

 

Rather be a frat boy than some holy roller who feels compelled to spout their gospel drivel to the masses.

I’d rather eat drink and be merry.

 

suit yourself. I’m happy to drink then eat Mary.

 

Anyone else get loaded this weekend? I was just a little buzzed on Friday. Met some coworkers after work (4:00PM) and we had a district ‘meeting’ so we could expense a few drinks (had to waste some apps so expense report wouldn’t bounce back).

Woke up next to my district coworker Sat late morning. We fooled around (again) then got cleaned up and went for lunch and more drinks. By 5:00PM, we were well back to ‘steady state’ with the alcohol. I was gonna send her home in Uber but she wanted to stay with me Sat night too (starved for attention). So I obliged.

Sunday was quiet. Got a late morning brunch (a few mimosas and a couple screw drivers). Then we parted ways. Supposed to be on conf call with her tomorrow. This will be awkward.

 

This is fantastic. Makes me miss the days when I was a rep with good looking partners who just wanted to work, have fun and not take things SO seriously.

 

Your meathead ass can be anything you want when you’re unemployed.

 

likewise. You can go to church and waste your time.

As-salamu alaykum

 

And Salam Alaikum to you my brother.

 

You might need places like church to warm up in when you become homeless.

 

Thanks but I’ll be with the hottie chick in Cali.

 

did she toss your salad?