National Sales Meeting, What I learned

Top 5 takeaways.

1. Pretend awards for best ass kissers.
2. Pipeline can be found on a cocktail napkin.
3. Bill would love being a prison guard conducting body cavity searches.
4. Uh Uh Uh how did uh Uh the Allergan reject get promoted.
5. Salustiano could talk for days in a room by himself getting himself off with his self-proclaimed brilliance.

 

I’m trying to figure out what Amy does? Laugh at Bill’s stories about selling prenatal vitamins that were on title 19?