Usually we at least get em email that it’s delayed, but crickets….. Which, at Novartis, always makes us suspicious.
They are having a hard time being able to show that we’re trending above $3 Billion yet showing that the majority of the field is below water on goal attainment. That type of math is hard.
Hot off the press from HQ: Duane is taking a nap right now. After his juice and cookies he’ll color in his prism coloring book.
Kwik-E-Mart is having a National Slurpee day. Too busy to do their side hustle of Novartis data analytics.
Way to drag a legitimate beef into the gutter; it is possible to shitpost without bring a racist dick. As for the data, wht do you even care? It doesn't even capture 25% of the leqvio syringes, and it barely has any physician data. Its embarrassing trash, exactly what you should expect from this miserable stain of a division.
Why the F won't the cheap bastards buy the data from the Specialty Pharmacies and Infusion Ctrs!? How hard can that be? Can't cost much.