Best Kenny Lines

Discussion in 'Pan American Laboratories' started by Anonymous, Aug 18, 2010 at 9:35 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "Our patients", "our customers ", "business as usual", "hope to hear from the courts soon", "hope this message finds everyone well"
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "Do good by doing good", "we're not selling Hershey bars here"

    "Let's fuck the sales reps again by only giving them credit for a small percentage of what they do"

    "We're getting wal-mart data, cause its the right thing to do"

    "We're no longer getting the wal-mart data cause its the right thing to do for our pockets not yours"

    "Have all your doctors send all scripts through BDH, that's the only way to guarantee that the patient gets our branded product, and another way PamLab can cheat you reps out of what you actually sell"

    Just to name a few of my favorite Kenny quotes. And don't think he hasn't said all these things, maybe not to you or I but they've bee said!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hilarious!!!! How about "Mr. Sam" not Mr. Camp. Gotta be different don't you Ladnerd?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How about "Thank you Mr Sam, May I have another"
    or
    "Thank you Mrs.Camp, you are better than Stephen"
    or
    "Tracey, stop that, you are starting to bite to hard"
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    'We're not selling Hershey bars.'

    Maybe we should be. At least they don't cost $60/month.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    according to the latest studies, Hershey dark chocolate has more benefits than our snake oil.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Maybe they could add Hershey dark to metanx. That would at least give us an ingredient that has legitimate patent protection.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "We have morals and values in this company." yeah right...
    "everything is transparent" - yeah especially the part that you lie.
    "we want to honor Mr sam" - big yeah right - you wish he died and you could take over - but you will be fired soon!
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "Keep talking patients and benefits."
    "Look forward to a tremendous year"

    Guess what Kenny....we've been talking about Ginsberg's study for a year. Sales ain't moving much. This published study wont put this company anywhere near a billion in sales like you keep dreaming about. Oh....and change our bullshit commission plan. The only one who loves it is you and management. The reason being....we ain't making crap. District managers feel the same way. You're not fooling anyone .....except new hires who don't know any better. They'll figure it out soon enough, just like the inside sales force has.

    Oh yeah....suck nard.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    At an alcohol free cheezy company meeting. "Wow, is this ever a party"! Again... "Wow this sure is some party isn't it?". LMFAO. The snacks were actually good though. Watching them try
    and convince us that a booze free meeting was a really awesome party was even better.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Does anyone ever get laid at these alcohol free meetings? Someone should spike the punch.