Things your DM can' t figure out...please listen

Lesson #1: Take your significant other out for a nice dinner. Enjoy, relax, expense a fuckin taxi cab!!! tell your boss the dinner was a success and watch your scripts roll through!!!
Lesson #2: Detail Onlys: A perfect solution to a potential 4 day weekend. Friday Saturday Sunday and Monday??? What doctor likes to see reps on Monday???
Lesson #3: Forge signatures. You know doctors that sign with a fucking check mark???? Dare I say more????????????????????
Lesson #4: Sell Samples? In those waiting rooms are a lot of desparate patients...enjoy the spoils of selling free shit.
Lesson #5: If you know a good deli guy, he may give you cash back on every lunch. Try it. Its very lucrative to your pay scale.

Thanks for listenging. Enjoy, but remember, this is all going away soon. Shortly, we will be using data and clinicals to show our docs. And as we all know, that does not work.

I don't agree with the previous poster, however, here are the things that my DM can not figure out:

1. The best part of the day during our field ride together is when you leave--oh yes, take all of your trash with you!

2. I am faking sincereity when you give my the $10.00 in ace points for our ride-a-long. Buy me a cup coffee instead.

3. Those conference calls that you have every 10 days or so---everyone is cruising the web and not listening to you !

4. I laugh at you when you tell us to run another report ontop of the reports that come to us---death by reports ! We need lunch $$$ to honestly effect Rx'ing habits.

5. I usually spend the day after our ride a long apologizing to practice managers for your arrogent attitude towards them, and begging that you looking closets etc wasn't a HIPPA violation.

6. We really know why you left us early, it wasn't a RM-DM conference call, it was because you wanted to get home early--tisk-tisk tisk,(some of us know other DMs and just called them to say hello during the "supposedly confernce call"

7. oh yes--POA posters, candy and rah rah sessions do not motivate me---show me the money and tell us that we are truly getting credit for all of our sales efforts and I will work harder.

here here.

and don't think I took a morning off because i'm riding with you. I finished on my hand, got in the car and promptly shook hand after I saw you. Enjoy. Want some chocolate covered pretzels too? (mallrats reference, that if you don't get..you are an ass)

The biggest thing that DM's can't figure out is:
Why they are are not needed.

It's the only industry where "babysitters/secretaries" are paid over $150K a year.

It makes me sick to think that my DM makes more than my husband who has a Phd in Electrical Engineering. DMs are worthless to society and to be paid that much money is a crime.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It makes me sick to think that my DM makes more than my husband who has a Phd in Electrical Engineering. DMs are worthless to society and to be paid that much money is a crime.

Glad you aren't SHOCKED....with your husband having a PHD and all! A little electrician humor there.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It makes me sick to think that my DM makes more than my husband who has a Phd in Electrical Engineering. DMs are worthless to society and to be paid that much money is a crime.

Tell the good "Dr" to quit his job at Radio Shack

DM salary more like 180k when you add in all income. pluls RSU's w/ are awesome. DM is the way to go. now work for Dr. level pay. fridays adn mondays off, half days on field rides.. YIPPEE

During the last conference call we had, I proceeded to take a massive dump. I made a grunting noise and then just as the log was ready to hit the toilet water, I put the phone down where it could pick up the splash. I then flushed the toilet. Who the fuck would ever know who it was?

I'm sure it was motifying for our DM to hear all of this and for the reps. I know they were stunned at such behavior, but thought it was great all the same.

Everyone was trying to figure out who it was. It was fun to play along with 'Who Dunnit'.

Yes, my behavior was passive agressive, but it felt so good...in more ways than one!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My DM can eat me!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

During the last conference call we had, I proceeded to take a massive dump. I made a grunting noise and then just as the log was ready to hit the toilet water, I put the phone down where it could pick up the splash. I then flushed the toilet. Who the fuck would ever know who it was?

I'm sure it was motifying for our DM to hear all of this and for the reps. I know they were stunned at such behavior, but thought it was great all the same.

Everyone was trying to figure out who it was. It was fun to play along with 'Who Dunnit'.

Yes, my behavior was passive agressive, but it felt so good...in more ways than one!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My DM can eat me!

My DM does eat me!