Pfizer Gots No Skills!

No drugmaking skills, no research skills, no management skills, no leadership skills, no coporate vision skills, no honesty skills....I am sorely disappointed!
Signed,
Napolean Dynamite

Maybe they could start selling "tater tots"???

My reps have catering skills.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

My reps have catering skills.

so true-my reps can order pizzas with lots of assorted toppings for hungry office staff!!

I have nunchuck skills and I am going to be a cage fighter after my pharma career!

Sucking up skills are alive and well. Leadership skills are long gone.

Eat your food, Tina! Could you at least bring me my chapstick?

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I have nunchuck skills and I am going to be a cage fighter after my pharma career!

That's wicked nunchuk skills...yeahhhh.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

No drugmaking skills, no research skills, no management skills, no leadership skills, no coporate vision skills, no honesty skills....I am sorely disappointed!
Signed,
Napolean Dynamite

I have money! Lots and lots of money. Pfizer don't need skills.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I have money! Lots and lots of money. Pfizer don't need skills.

Soooo..Uncle Rico has a plan for me to make money too!

If only the coach had put Uncle Rico in the game back in '81. Things would be different.

Thats what she said

Pfizer....quit eating all of granma's steak...jeeez!

It was really hot so I cut off my all my gelhair.

Everyone's just jealous because I go home to Starla every night.

Go feed the Llama and Vote for Pedro.....errrr Ian