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  #1  
Old 10-31-2010, 03:32 AM
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Party Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Please, whatever you do, don't accept a job or even temporary assignment to the CA HQ. Besides cooties, they have experienced a higher than average STD rate traced to toilet seat covers at the Berkeley facility. Don't sit, stand if you must!!!!!
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Old 11-11-2010, 02:09 PM
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Thumbs up Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Thanks for the heads up. We really need some help here!
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Old 11-15-2010, 02:51 PM
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Arms Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

thank you
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Old 01-01-2011, 02:08 AM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

I really appreciate my homies and their dedication to GyRon principlas!
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Old 01-03-2011, 07:59 PM
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Unhappy Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

any otc remedies? I'm hurtin here in Berkeley!
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:16 PM
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Arms Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

hop on over to Oakland and find yourself a palm reader. Therein lies your remedy!
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:50 PM
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Rolleyes Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

stop this foolishness.
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Old 02-18-2011, 09:41 PM
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Jester Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Please continue this foolishness!
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Old 03-05-2011, 08:36 PM
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Rant Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

After all this time it still hurts down there and everywhere, you bastards!
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:02 PM
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Post Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Please report on the prevalence/incidence of 2011 y-t-d versus 2010 .
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Old 12-26-2011, 01:58 PM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Watch out for those pink panties, pink slips, and pink bras.
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Old 12-26-2011, 02:01 PM
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Thumbs down Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

As expected home office stds are on the rise and the leadership is pissed about it! What's wrong with you free spirits?
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:01 AM
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Yawn Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

We need to mass distribute full body condoms sans burkas.
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Old 03-07-2012, 03:32 PM
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Wink Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

No please. Leave the burkas in place. This place ain't got no beauty queens. Just queens of another persuasion.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:45 PM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Do the queens of chiron rain supreme?
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Old 03-29-2012, 08:16 AM
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Arms Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

I think the stable of girlyboys reins supreme!Go Bezerkly!
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:12 PM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Ditto the comments of the last poster.
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Old 06-24-2012, 06:13 AM
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Question Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

How many employees are into same sex marriages?
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Old 07-16-2012, 01:55 PM
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Talking Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

all of them.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:00 AM
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Default Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

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Please, whatever you do, don't accept a job or even temporary assignment to the CA HQ. Besides cooties, they have experienced a higher than average STD rate traced to toilet seat covers at the Berkeley facility. Don't sit, stand if you must!!!!!
The funny thing is that most people on this board are stupid enough to believe that you can catch an STD from a toilet seat.
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Old 08-27-2012, 04:03 PM
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Wink Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Well, can't you ?
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:07 PM
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Default Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

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Well, can't you ?
I know that is the story your wife told you when she caught a few STD's, but ...........
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:32 PM
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Jester Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

girlyboys rain supremme here in berlkeley
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:56 PM
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Default Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

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girlyboys rain supremme here in berlkeley
And you are the queen of the girlyboys, right????
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:27 PM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

still a bitch heh baby ?
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:58 AM
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Party Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

for sure for sure!
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Old 01-12-2013, 03:09 AM
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Grumble Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

It still hurst man !
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:00 AM
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Paranoid Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Then stop doing it and the hurt will go away.
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:49 AM
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Nervous Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

If my junk looks like this - I gotta wonder what her cooch looks like after Bill and I were both in there at once. Wow - that was a fist - I mean first
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Old 02-24-2013, 01:17 AM
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Paranoid Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Let's hold off with the berkeley barbs and get oakland back on track dudes. emeryville, you suck !
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Old 03-14-2013, 01:39 PM
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Red face Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Gosh, are you still infected?
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:39 AM
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Wink Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

I am getting better. I do my best to massage my shaft with cream on a daily basis. I feel great! Sometimes I get help with this - either way is okay
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Old 08-21-2013, 04:53 AM
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Jester Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Hopefully you wear latex gloves for protection ? !
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Old 09-04-2013, 10:18 AM
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Talking Re: Home Office STDs-Ouch!

Have you been over the new Bay bridge yet. What a std blast TVs
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