Why is Barr is stranger then Quantum Physics?

Hi fellow Barrites:

Ya know I have been to some bad companies in my career but Barr is the worse. These people are like rejects from a circus. The Reps, are like coal miners from a small town dying of Black Lung but happy with the company because they provide free burials.

Administration and management seems like the type of people you expect from a small town where they have been marrying first cousins to each other generation after generation. The HR guy is this weird Dweb with an odd smile, odd because he is always smiling about nothing and even odder because with a face like his I would expect some modicum of sadness and introspection.

Phil Gioia is this wimpy little dork with narrow shoulders, a pencil neck and a beck for a nose and slight lisp that says the same phrases over and over again like "I GET IT!!". They're as think as Oprah's thighs and as clever as George W. Bush at a Spelling bee. And yet they make money like they were bees and it was honey.

How can anyone be happy just creeping from one doctors office to another talking about Seansonale. The same ol' pills to a bunch of tired OBGYN docs who already figured it out years ago, yea, it stops pregnancy and you don't have a lot a periods, in the words of Gioia "I GET IT"!

Our VP gets up and Braggs, I mean brags mine you that these feebs are getting a 70% margin on their contraceptive crap and then tells everyone at FEI that they are bound to only get poorer this year because, I guess they don't believe in paying the poor slobs who actually make Gioia's megalomania possible. Why is it that the shortest ugliest guy's have to pretend that they are the smartest guys in the room. I have this image of Frankenstein trying to impress everyone with " ya know I started this whole monster thing, ya know".

And yet they thrive. Should I be impressed yes, should be I feel happy, no, because I am not getting any of the money. And you know these morons in Duramed show up for work everyday, what suckers, but I am getting out and making the big money because I am worth. Working for Bar with their Neanderthal reps and managers is like going back to the dawn of man as a salesmen.

And yet they thrive, there is no God or if there is a God he has a real sick sense of humor.

So in answer to my own question, why is Barr stranger then Quantum Physics: Answer: because contrary to logic they keep on piling in crap from one end, but in the other end it keeps on coming out as money!

Sincerely,
Unfortunate Barr Corporate Stooge

I find it so odd that you feel intelligent enough to comment on these things, being highly critical of everythig everyone else does, yet are not clever enough to check your own spelling. Interesting.

If you are not happy here, leave. This isn't FEI anymore, none of us work there anymore. Get over it or move on.

You are right, I do feel intelligent enough. As for leaving, I am working on it. Just another few weeks until I milk this thing dry. But we all will eventually leave you behind. As for being not smart enough to use a spell check, well its really the computer that does the work, so its not really a test for intelligence. But if you noticed YOU spelled "everything" wrong. Why didn't you use a spell check you Barr Brain!
Daaahhhh.

you are obviously an old fei employee, as evidenced by the reference to the comments phill made in our meeting in january (as am I) so i can understand being upset at the situation and even angry at upper management (like bob c. whose has sure turned into a company man) but why make derogatory statements about the duramed reps, the ones I have met are perfectly nice and doing the best they can, not to mention that they have no impact on your life what-so-ever. Good luck to you i hope you find something bigger and better, but i would get over your hostility at least you have the option of hanging out here and collecting a paycheck while you look for something else, which is more than we can say for some of our fei counterparts that got laid off-you should be thankful to have a job while you are interviewing instead of the alternative

very true, indeed.