typical day at ferring

I'm trying to understand if my typical day is any different from most people. Day starts around 8, i typically go get some exercise until 9, shower, head to donut or bagel shop ...expense breakfast for myself, then head to an office and drop those off and get somewhere between 4-5 signatures, around 11 i go back home and jack off, then have lunch delivered to an office, get 5-6 more signatures, go back home around 2, go to gym, then shower up, hopefully there is a dinner speaker program at a decent restaurant...get a good meal and tell everybody how hard I'm working, ideally there are few Rns at the event...try and fuck them, if not go for a rub and tug...expense as much as i can through cab receipts. or sometimes i just go back home an jack off. end of day.
does this sound like your day at Ferring? If so its pretty cool because there aren't that many jobs where i can jack off all day and get paid

 

Sounds to me like Ferring needs to place you in a more challenging role. Your executive potential is apparent. You belong in the executive suite. There you can jerk off all day, using both hands and gaining a stroke. You will impress your peers, while proclaiming your successes as they remain mesmerized trying to learn your technique.

 

Guess this is as good a thread as any to post this...

Ex-Ferring here. I saw the writing on the wall & left on my own terms. Right before I was set to turn my company car back in, I fucked my wife in it. So, if anyone inherited a high-mileage, dark gray-ish Fusion w/ a crusty, white stain in it... Sorry! OK, not really sorry, we had a blast!

 

Okay then. Thanks for that! Way to stay classy as always Ferring! This place is the sewer of pharma!

 

What are you crazy? where else can you have a day like the one described above and make as much money as actually working a full day? This place is awesome! I get to JO all day long, make bonus, have a car, expense what i want (using lots of cash receipts of course, hahahaha), go out to dinner and try to pick up nurses. this place works!

You should leave and go to merck. pfizer, j&j and keep it in your shorts. here at Ferring my puppy is out.

 

We're all very impressed by you buddy.

 

I knew you would be. you should see the monster in person

 

I would but I'm out actually working. then I go home and fuck my wife.

 

Yeah sometimes I do as well .... . . Does she ever ask about me?

 

You know she has started calling out some different names when I'm banging away... Maybe one of them is yours. Frankly, I don't give a hoot as long as she's ready for me when I gets da chubs

 

i love ferring where we get to bang each others wife

 

I'm banging my manager. He had such creative ideas. About selling Firmagon that is.

 

Are you getting a good boner, i mean bonus?

 

Haha, you must be mistaking Ferring with a real company, hardly anyone makes any bonus. Maybe one quarter a year

 

Good point. But I do jerk off a lot at ferring, so that's nice

 

I've made bonus every quarter for 2 years.

 

Okay- thanks Andy Scoular. There are literally only like 3-4 geographies who have done this so we all know who you are! You're no superstar, just in a well- paid off territory in the NE

 

Nope, not NE try again. And there are quite a few of us. Not 100% to goal but 80% or more means bonus.

 

I think your confused. The previous poster was talking about a cash bonus. Your talking about jerking off. If you don't get to 100% of goal, what's the point?