Pre-emplyment Drug Test

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, Apr 11, 2008 at 9:09 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What type of drug test does Pfizer run for the pre-employment screen? Hair, blood, or urine?
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    After they shave your head for uniformity they followup with a urine test.
    The DM pi$$eS all over you on fake field trips. Then, after they spend a lifetime sucking your blood ....they swallow..your pension.
     
  3. You god damned hippies. I'll be waiting outside your testing facility with a whole assload of tear gas. "Groovy", man.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hair
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why are you considering this industry?
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It's a piss test easily defeated by any local head shop.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    you're right
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Does Pfizer do urine or hair test for pre-employment? HELP A BROTHER OUT
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Refer to your BM post earlier.
    Regardless...any testing easily picks out an asshole.
    Then you get hired.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I just have one of my kids piss in a flask I can hide rather easily in my drawers. Then I go into the lab right by where I live before it has a chance to cool down and fake it that way.

    This job is impossible to do without a heavy dose of opioids and the chron that i burn in my vapor pen
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    If you have been doing drugs and have to take a test, don't eat for a day and drink lots of water. Then drink your urine. It will come out pure.