Rumor has it....

Discussion in 'Applied Medical' started by Anonymous, Nov 30, 2012 at 1:07 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

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  2. Anonymous

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    Here's a message for Said, Gary, Ted, Dennis, John and whoever else in corporate thinks that their shit doesn't stink: we need you just as much as you need us. Get off your high horse and stop thinking your shit doesn't stink and we are here solely to serve you. This company is a joke, upper management is a joke, a fair amount of our engineers are a joke, and our product development people are a joke. Come up with something new, and instead of redesigning a product that already works fine (trocars anyone?) or redesigning a BOX (Alexis anyone?), put all that money you are hoarding away like a greedy dictator (Saddam Hussein anyone?) and develop something innovative that is going to really capture our surgeons attention. And don't start with Energy. We've been waiting for almost two yrs for that. That ship has sailed and the Olympus Thunderbeat has been gaining share in my territory for the past few months now. Stop telling us to sell products we already have sold into our accounts and come out with something new for once!!!!!!
     
  3. Anonymous

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    Its all about you, isn't it?
     
  4. Anonymous

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    Applied rules.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Voyant may finally see the light of day now that some of the patent applications have been granted. It's still a losing play, but at least it's not total vaporware now.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Love the optimism.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    you people are soooooooo dumb!
     
  8. Anonymous

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    ?
     
  9. Anonymous

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    Do these reps still play video games and what not on their phones with their email messages while in the or?
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Noodle Hand
     
  11. Anonymous

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    Rumor has it that fat people's dinks dont get wet when their in the shower.
     
  12. Anonymous

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    Rumor has it Applied Medical is run by imbeciles and incompetent bozos. Oh wait, that's actually the truth.
     
  13. Anonymous

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    Considering they can't expense phone usage, most reps resort to shadow puppets with the overheads after the room lights go out.
     
  14. Anonymous

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    Shadow puppets give more dignity to the patient and solemnity to the surgeon that is performing. What did clinical sales consist of before there were cell phones?
     
  15. Anonymous

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    Fucking bullshit. Now you're just making shit up, thinking you're funny.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    Here's an example of a 17 weaker.
     
  17. Anonymous

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    Whatchamacallit remember when Said, said that um we should have eyes in the back of our head? Um do you suppose that we could use those um eyes to do morse code and stuff instead of hand puppets?
     
  18. Anonymous

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    Nothing gets past you. Still paying out of pocket for gas?
     
  19. Anonymous

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    Take the universal seal on the old style hernia trocar and it becomes the perfect tee for driving a golf ball. Poof!