April FOOLS!

Discussion in 'Zimmer' started by Anonymous, Apr 1, 2015 at 9:55 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    We are not actually closing the deal today! HAHAHA now your distributorships office staff can continue to drag their feet and forget to restock trays, ship stuff out, and sales team morale can sink to a new low like the titanic!! woohoo great one DD!
     

  2. Anonymous

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    lol...almost had me.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I wonder what paperwork our fearless leaders forgot to fill out? Having a hard time finding a suitor for us to compete against our own uni knee I presume.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    you mean our Zimmer Unicondylar Knee(ZUK)? It shouldn't be hard to find someone to ZUK themselves.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We've been ZUKing ourselves for a long time.