Uber $$$

So, do you want the ride or not?

 

One rep is a real estate agent and drives her clients in the company car

 

Can you just imagine the lies she propagates in that car, real trustworthy!

 

She was definitely not fired. She was promoted!

 

Attended a Pirates game this weekend and stayed over at the casino. Called for a Uber ride at 2am and a Merck rep showed up to take me home. Certainly, she works a lot harder at the Uber taxi service!

 

She has established a lunch delivery business serving pharm reps all on Merck time and resources throughout the city. She is a go getter!

 

that's right! I'm still hear and going strong

 

Hear? Ya I hear you loser!

LMAO!

 

Calling all reps!!

https://get.uber.com/drive/

Give Merck a big FU!!

 

Have you ever heard of or seen the acronym "DILLIGAF"?

No? Well, then perhaps you could Google it.

For those that are cognizant ("The Cognocenti") there's also "DILLIGAS"....

 

Hear ?? Bawwww Hawwwwww

 

I'm not googling nothing jackass ! Keep begging on here !

 

Cognoscenti. Are you ALWAYS drunk??

 

Excuse me, but you're not Googling ANYTHING! And you should have capitalized Jackass. You A-hole!

Love, The Grammar Police

 

No, but ah-ma not speak-a or spell-a da English too good.

Italianio is a different story.

 

It's a cryin shame this idiot didn't google DILLIGAF. I did and I almost pee'd my pants laughing!

 

Recommend her highly, used her services in Zelienople yesterday. Ontime and food was excellent. You can pay with your credit card and get the receipt on the spot.

 

Wow, what an exciting life you lead googling Awwww did you almost
PISS you pantys Bitch ?

 

A heads up to the employee mob, the company has turned on the GPS systems in the company cars and laptops. Internal security will now be monitoring and collecting data for documentation. Legal proceedings will result.

 

I have my reps send me a picture of their odometer each week. I suggest all managers do this. If you see any extreme usage, let global security know so they can investigate.