Hey Pfizer, A Big "Fuck You" to you and your Culture!

You have the temerity to wonder why your culture is Pfucked up? You lay off "colleagues" FIVE Days before Jesus's birthday and you wonder why your employees think you are a piece-of-SHIT. FUCK YOU PFIZER.

 

Hey buddy Own It!

 

Fuck You pfe, from this point forward, I will "Rent It." You don't have enough class for me to "Own It." I will rent you like the whore that you are!

 

Sorry dude, but Jesus was likely NOT born on the Dec 25th. That's just the day it is celebrated.

 

Your academic authority was revoked the second you used the word "dude."

 

Let's refrain from using vulgar language on our site, Tx.

 

gutter mouth-time to get a life and a job-we carried you long enough-Pfizer

 

Depends on what calendar you follow. Some Orthodox follow the Gregorian Calendar which puts the birth of Christ on January 7th. It coencides with the Julian calendar of December 25.

Both answers are right.

 

Everybody gets a trophy! That's the way we do it in ObamaLand!!!

 

Hi...does anyone have details on the extent of the job cuts?

 

40%

 

If you do a great job in increasing the value of Pfizer, you will be rewarded! If you are an average to below average contributor, we must show you the door. It is not personal but it is the nature of business. Happy Holidays to my fellow great contributors.

 

Neither of the answers are correct. Those estimates put the CELEBRATION of Jesus' birth on different days, nothing more.

Back to topic at hand: everyone (Pfizer included) cuts right before year's end. BMS did it last year, Pfizer did it last year, Sanofi did it on two consecutive years. And those were major cuts of 25-40% of certain divisions (or in Pfizer's case, virtually 100% of CNS).

 

OK, let's tell the truth here. If management likes you, your job is safe. If management doesn't like you, you're out the door. It's all about likes and dislikes. The numbers may be used against you or they may be ignored. That's the nature of business. If you suck up enough you'll always have a job.

 

I thought I would be repulsed by your comments but I must say you are right on. Clean up the language though, you do not sound very credible if explitives are the only arsenal in your bag.

 

Hey, I need something in my bag. Amirite?

Is this thing on?

 

Please refrain from vulgar/obscene language. It just embarrasses our company's site and is reflective of your little mind. Thank You

 

ok, Pfuck you then. That better?

 

GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

HOW'S THAT?