MCC Transition rumors

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Aug 12, 2014 at 5:26 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How will MCC sites transferring to Bayer be impacted.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Re: MCC Transition facts

    Well, so far the year-end shutdown has been cancelled, so theres 4 days more you have to work this year as opposed to being a Merck site.

    Bayer has no pension plan, so compensation reduction there.

    The fine folks at Bain Consulting are on board to help advise the transition and integration of these 2 great organizations.

    And day 1 there will be shiny new building signs to greet you!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Re: MCC Transition facts

    I told you to vote for Mitt Romney!
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We heard we will have to bring in our own toilet paper.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bayer has yummy FLIK servicing the cafe.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Do they have Phillips Milk of Magnesia on tap, so you can handle the intestinal distress?
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bathrooms at bayer are dirty. Skid marks all over the toilet and piss puddles by the urnals! Get ready folks!
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Get lost snake oil salesmen! We have cancer to cure. Thanks for the 14 billion.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    6 more weeks to be unmotivated...
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Job offers handed out this week. Post how much lower your Bayer salary is versus what Merck paid.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Nah, salaries are increasing in the aggregate
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Rough 6 months. Bring in consulting firm to do the dirty work, gonna be a bloodbath.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest



    Bayer's LIFE = Lotsa Income For Executives, Less Income For Employees.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    - 20 %
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Is heller coming with us?
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    No, Florida Evans is not there come day 1. Much like season 4 of good times. Look for her to make a guest appearance later in the season.

    She off to do for some other company what she did for MCC - turn a 2.0 billion dollar division into a 2.1 billion dollar division.

    Aint we lucky we got 'em,
    Good Tiiiiimmmesss! Yeaaaaahhhh.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Consulting firms are the worst. Slightly below the cig companies that hook 3rd world chaps on the thick stick.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    No. She turned a $5 billion company into a $14 billion company.
    Her and the leadership team made this happen.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Nope. 2 billion in sales before and after. She never moved that needle one bit.

    14 billion reflects the brand equity that was in the portfolio long before she came on board. Only thing BH brought on was Oxytrol - MAYBE that will be 100 million in sales per year.

    And the fact that Bayer WAY overpaid. There a lot of cheap money sloshing around for selloffs of this sort. Bayer got trumped by Reckitt in their last attempt at a bolt on acquisition, and didn't want it to happen again, regardless of the cost. Reckitt is laughing their arises off at the 14B price!
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What exactly did she do to achieve such a result?