The whole gang got together this morning to put together a swell egg hunt for the downtrodden Merck employees at HQ. Kenny & Bob put pictures of Barack with Democratic Party membership forms in theirs, Mark put pictures of himself in his, Adam didn't put anything in because a ZS consultant couldn't explain how Easter eggs work, and Riad sent emails to everyone else to look for eggs with pink slips in their children's bedrooms. Last time we know Peter & Roger couldn't find any eggs so they are flying over UG, WP, & Kenilworth in a Merck chopper with Bloody Marys.
In all seriousness, does anyone remember when Merck used to host holiday breakfasts for families? I remember Easter and Christmas in the RY cafeteria for kids complete with the Easter Bunny, Santa and Mrs. Claus along with crafts, games and pancakes that went on forever. Another reminder of how far this place has fallen.
Update 1: Adam calls Willie to brainstorm on how to brand this new event. The board approves $10,000,000 to hire McKinsey and assoc to come up with a name.