Excuse to get own room at meetings?

Discussion in 'Abbott' started by Anonymous, Feb 1, 2015 at 8:57 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What medical conditions work for getting your own room? Tired of roommates. I know sleep apnea is one but hard to use if you don't do a sleep study. What will work?
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Mental Retardation ! I think you qualify no problem
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Habitual sleep talking and walking. Say that you once attacked your brother in the middle of the night thinking he was your girlfriend.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Tell them you sleepwalk and then pee on your roommate in the middle of the night.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Buy a Village People CD and blast the music very loud.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Say you are a Democrat and voted for Barak!
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Easiest way is to google nearest hotel to meeting site. Book a room there and walk over in the evening. Kicker is you'll have to pay yourself back in gift cards for dummy lunches. Just buy the cards from restaurants that you enjoy eating at. Car washes and free gas for personal car also work to pay yourself back. Good luck.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    brilliant, or you can fake that your suffering from teretts syndrome, that worked for me
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    ILLEGAL!!!!!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just be diagnosed as a sex addict and put down you need the privacy to watch your porn
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I knew you were a Jack Off !
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How did that Broke Back Mountain Marathon go ?
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Immoral yes, done every day yes! Illegal no.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    It's the old theory of Abt getting it right by doing it the right way up front (pay me now) or fumbling the ball and missing their mark (pay me later). Ha
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Came multiple times..... thanks for assisting.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    teretts.....

    MORON
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    At ADC, just let it be known that you're straight, and no one will want to room with you.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why all the extra effort?

    When you check in, just tell them you're in management and are supposed to have your own room. Give them someone to call to verify; just use the office line of someone back in the office who you know is at the meeting or otherwise away. They'll get the persons VM. Look at your watch, tell them you have a meeting to get to, and can they just check you in, and you'll have the person you gave them the number for call the hotel's coordinator. They'll quickly check you in so they can move along, and will promptly forget. Works 90% of the time! At the last ADC meeting, I know at least 10 people who did this successfully. I have been doing this for 8 years, with no problems.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I usually just have them ask for Abe Frohman. I get preferred seating at all of Chicago's best restaurants this way as well.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yes you are indeed the sausage king