One Last Poem for the Inspector

Discussion in 'AstraZeneca' started by Anonymous, Apr 27, 2015 at 2:25 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    Ah, I had to dust off the quill and offer one last ode to you. The wheels turn slow, but they get there in the end.

    The Inspector, with Regards...

    Once there were ten, what a great team,
    Then our momentum ran out of its steam.
    It wasn't the market, or a new drug,
    Nope it was our manager, he pulled the plug.
    On our ambition, our spirit, our fire,
    Working for him? The situation was dire.

    He'd come to a field ride, never would he fail,
    To deliver a droning fifteen minute detail.
    He would get quite angry and show his dismay,
    If you didn't deliver it on a call in just the same way.

    We lost Sarah, we lost Lisa, Seth and Ricki.
    We lost Tim, we lost others, damn was he real picky.
    He ran off the old, and the new and the best,
    He's a good manager? Ha, you say that in jest.

    Now we have all moved on to bigger and better things,
    Your monotone voice, just a bad, distant ring.
    But today I come back, to finally clean the slate,
    And to celebrate your justified fate.

    Good luck JP, and with complete vitriol,
    I remind you...just control what you can control.
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Funny, I know who you are! I'm still in control. That's the end. I am and will always be the inspector you fool.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Funny? Is it really funny? Did you laugh out load (lol)?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The Inspector has been fired. So long a hole.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    to the OP, this is a little tune to be sung (read) to the old time tune, "Sonny"

    Fatty,

    Why did the years treat you so unfair?

    Fatso,

    Once you were Ok too look at too...

    Year of bon bons, fried chicken and no exercise
    complaining the whole time blaming the world for your demise

    Fatty, fatso, you have lost

    Fatty,

    Have you ever sold more than a free lunch?

    Fatso,

    Can you get another job now, or even a hunch?




    Stuffing your face complaing about every one else
    Costing the system more, you are completely a welch

    Fatty, Fatso, We won't miss you.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Fat or thin, many of the Inspector's former reps are very thankful he is gone. He was a poor leader and terrible salesman. His cronies left and now he is finally gone. Yeah!

    Bye bye! Ha.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What a relief. Bye bitch.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They finally fired the fat middle aged chick that had a one night stand with the drunk QD at a frat party?
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This company is full of these middle aged women who blame everyone else for their failings.
    It has to be their manager's fault even though they rarely work a full day. They complain constantly at our meetings and are generally a pain in the ass to be around. But of course they were fired or received a low rating because their manager sucks.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    This will no doubt surprise you, but you're the whiner.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yes, so what? That's all you had to say?
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yup, glad you agree.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    OK! JP wasn't the best manager and made many lives miserable. I wasn't a fan of him either. But now he is gone. It's really bad Karma to kick someone when they are down. He's out of work and that's not good for anyone. Leave him alone and let it all go. It's history. Move on in life. You keep kicking him when he is down......you just might be in the same place in the not too distant future. Just saying.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I worked for the bastard. It feels good kicking him while he is down. Feel the humiliation Inspector Gadget. You were taken out. I'm just sorry it took so long.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey you get enjoyment kicking someone when they are down? Go for it. Just remember this...it's really bad Karma. You need to move on with your life and forget the guy. Like I said I didn't like the guy either. Now agreed...I didn't work for him. You let him "live" in your mind you lose. You keep this up someone just may be kicking you when you are down.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    He did his job and fired this worthless fat ass and she has been coming on CP to bitch about him ever since. They say there is nothing more spiteful than a woman scorned. This is proof of that.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I bet you are right. This rant against this manager has been going on for years. He's gone now. Let it go. My Gawd.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    A hideous broad. Surely she wears a girdle she is wrapped up so tight. When the girdle falls, the vagg looks like a wizard's sleeve. From her girlie toy sexy time, all alone. She is a hater.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    he was no dime...who finally had the balls to take him out...guessing sean/matt range....
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    His RSD took him out. It was long overdue. Out of the 15 reps that he managed not one had anything good to say about him. Long overdue.