Truth

Discussion in 'Daiichi-Sankyo' started by Anonymous, Apr 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    m just a regular Joe, with a regular job
    Im your average white, suburbanite slob
    I like football and porno and books about war
    I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
    My wife and my job, my kids and my car
    My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

    But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
    (oh no, no way, uh uh)
    No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
    (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
    I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
    While people behind me are going insane

    Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
    Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

    I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

    Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
    Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces

    Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
    Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You are very bored! Yeah, yeah,yeah
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm in pharmaceutical sales...what do you think :) lol
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I don't.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    99.9% of females don't like you.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My dog sniff's ladies crotches when the come to the house and in public, I wish I could be like him!
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    So you're saying I have a chance!!! :)
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bruce Jenner is a Lesbian
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I tried a penis pump once!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I didn't smoke it. I snorted it.
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Our so called DSI leader is a bottom and takes it hard!
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Earth girls are easy.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    For a male to get promoted at DSI they have to pull a Bruce Jenner
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I was hired because of my breasts.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Wrong, the only way you can get promoted is by working for Amgen in the past!
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Truth? You can't handle the truth. The truth about the Amgen boys is
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Isn't that part of the Sales Rep job description?
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    There is a better chance of finding a cure for Herpes and Aids than KK and RL being able to turn DSI around!
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They're not bad. I bagged and tagged one in Orlando. I've had better, but not many.