VAP Clinical Program

Discussion in 'Medline' started by Anonymous, Feb 14, 2011 at 3:01 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    Have you seen the new packaging for the VAP program (ventilator-associated pneumonia prevention program)? It is really slick and much smaller than other competitors' products. The education competency tool is really cool, too - like a 3-D film. No one has this program and our customers that have seen really like it.
     

  2. Anonymous

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    WOW! That's fantastic. Don't forget your 3D glasses.

    What a great opportunity for us. It's too bad that we have so many wonderful things to offer to such a grateful public. Medline's reps may have to take time from helping crippled children, bottle feeding orphaned kittens, and enlightening elderly blind victims of failed Republican policy by reading Medline U posts aloud to take full advantage of this gem.

    Some might feel that these regular posts offering yet one more of the million points of light from Mundelein might be just a little less then accurate. But I know that their true.

    Good Selling!
     
  3. Anonymous

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    sue - when andy said to go out and viral market i don't think he was talking cafepharma. run along now and try again....