Will Amgen supersize restrooms?

Discussion in 'Amgen' started by Anonymous, Apr 19, 2011 at 9:46 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Probably considering all the fats cats that work here!
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They're planning to combine the break areas within the restrooms to consolidate space. makes some sense, doesn't it? They're calling the new spaces Scoop & Poop casinos!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Decision must have been made by the same morons that installed the waterless urinals claiming they save 25,000 gallons of water a year. Hey Corp Comm, enough already with all the green BS!
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They're considering the french style public urinals. Now that would be vovel!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Urinals are standup. What if you have to do poopies?
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    for poopie, they are going to ask you to pick it up and take it out as you do with your pet but you will have to take it home, unless you are Kevin and in that case you can select from many of the VP or Directors, EVP .... or the AC to clean your behind.