My KAM and my ISS tripped over each other trying to take credit for something I did

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  1. Anonymous

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    It was hilarious. A full tilt sprint, slow-mo just like Chariots of Fire. They got their legs tangled up and both fell while running to hear about a successful meeting I had with a VP of Quality Control for a large clinic group.

    It was beyond hilarious watching over $350K annually of completely wasted money go crashing to the ground to try and steal my success story
     

  2. Anonymous

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    Re: My KAM and my ISS tripped over each other trying to take credit for something I d

    Then clearly, we need more KAMs! Such a great value and so much more!!
     
  3. Anonymous

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    Re: My KAM and my ISS tripped over each other trying to take credit for something I d

    Sadly, this is what Pfizer is.
    "People and Culture" at its most accurate definition
     
  4. Anonymous

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    Re: My KAM and my ISS tripped over each other trying to take credit for something I d

    Ok, what was the success story?
    " Contacted client, set up meeting, gave detailed presentation, asked few probes, client not yet ready to move forward but will bring up next qtrly meeting, will followup, look forward to strong results in near future" - feel free to copy and paste for your next report, be sure to beef up story with personal names, dates and more fluff.
     
  5. Anonymous

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    Re: My KAM and my ISS tripped over each other trying to take credit for something I d

    EXCELLENT JOB!!!! YOU SCHEDULED A MEETING!!! Nobody in pharma does that!



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