PCC Position Requirements...how funny is this

Discussion in 'Pacific Pulmonary Services' started by Anonymous, Oct 4, 2012 at 3:21 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS:

    Minimum 2 years of successful outside sales experience - NOPE (we'll take anyone)

    Hard working, self-motivated, independent individuals - NOPE (must enjoy being micro managed)

    We seek common-sense individuals who have the desire to help others and contribute to the growth of our business - NOPE (we need people who will do anything)

    Demonstrated stable career with a track record of success in Sales. - NOPE (we hired a stand up comic in los angeles, seriously)

    Must have excellent verbal and written communication skills and be able and comfortable presenting in small group settings. - NOPE (must be willing take crap from pissed off hcp's)

    Must have a polished, professional presentation. - NOPE (slacks and golf shirt)

    Must be able to keep organized, accurate records on daily activities and results. - NOPE (everyone scrambles the last day)

    Strong organizational skills imperative. - NOPE (didn't we just go through this?)

    Ability to manage territory sales funnel to analyze and manage pipeline activity and monitor sales activity against assigned quotas. - NOPE (must be willing to drive all over BFE)

    We are looking for compassionate people first and sales people second. - NOPE (compassionate people spend time with their patients. you're told to spend "x" amount of time with patients because it may eat into your selling)

    Requires the ability to provide great service as well as to ask for business quickly. - NOPE (dr's hate you and know why you're there. it takes months to break them down)

    Valid Drivers License and reliable transportation required. - YUP (your car won't start, find another job)

    Clean motor vehicle record and car insurance. - YUP (but expect to have an unguided missile e tank 3 feet from your head at all times)



    PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS:
    Time will be divided between sitting, standing, walking and up to 100% regional travel within assigned territory-generally in personal vehicle. - NOPE (you'll be driving your ass around your territory for hours)

    occasional lifting and loading of equipment into and out of delivery vehicles and patient homes. - NOPE (you'll be covering your tech, other pcc's, hospital discharges etc...)

    Minimum physical requirements are the ability lift 50 lbs. Squatting. YUP (expect to scratch the sh*t out of your car)
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I like this person...whoever you are. You have very accurately described the job of PPS PCC. You must really work there. Oh so very true!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    'unguided missile e tank', now THAT'S a good one! Well done!
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Very entertained by this! Lol, love it.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    good stuff. Just checking in, as these boards used to be so sadly entertaining. This one made me smile :) So freakin' glad i don't have to deal with that job anymore. O2 is found OUTSIDE of PPS! And, btw....so is LIFE!