Which one would you choose?

You find out you have cancer. There are three medicines indicated to treat this specific type of cancer so you can do one things.
#1 you can arrange to meet each representative for these three products and make your decision upon what you learn.
The first rep is a very attractive 25 year old blonde who is a top seller in her company. She majored in Marketing in college and sold copiers before taking this job. If she can convince you to use her product she will Presidents club and get to take her boyfriend to Hawaii for a week.
The second rep is a bronzed 35 year old make who has been with his company for 10 years. He played football at the division three college he attended majoring in Liberal Arts and minoring in fraternity. He is the kind of guy who woman want and men want to be. He literally sold ice to Eskimos before taking this job and will do or say just about anything to win.
The last rep is a balding middle age man in a cheap suit he should have thrown away years ago. He knows if he gets fired from another company he will never find another job that pays this well again and his son is getting ready to go to college next year. He knows either of the other products would be better for you but he can’t lose his job so he will lie his butt off to get you to use his product even if it kills you.

Choice #2 you can go see an oncologist who has been in practice for 25 years and although he doesn’t specialize in the type of cancer you have he has successfully treated many patients who have had it. He does not allow drug reps in his office or take samples but reads every journal article he can in order to stay current.

Choice #3 is an oncologist that specializes in the type of cancer you have but is a speaker for one of the products. He is recently divorced and thinks that rep #1 must really like him because of the way she is always flirting with him. She was a little upset with him the other day because she said her numbers had been slipping so he wants to try and help her out.

 

The one with the biggest boobs wins. Is this a trick question?

 

More of an A$$ man myself.