Ah monday. The start of faking calls

Discussion in 'Novartis' started by Anonymous, Jul 18, 2011 at 8:26 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Look for my fusion anywhere but doctors offices.
    Thanks Novartis !
    Think what's possible !!!
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yeah headed to the beach if they catch me they catch me , fuck em in the mean time partyin on their dime with the stupid tablet in tow so i can pop those 8-10 calls in .
    Way too hot to work
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I agree. If they catch me they catch me. I still will collect unemployment.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Ditto , my mgr knows I dont take the blackberry w/me
    My partners & I rotate blackberrys so we all take days off
    & the blackberry roams with a counterpart. Sometimes it
    gets passed off too during the same day to yet another pod mate
    in the unlikely event they have use GPS tracking & no I dont feel guilty
    in the least.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm sure your children would be proud of you.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Fuck off & go back to your cubicle or make yourself useful & pass the spf 15
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Come on, do you think yours are going to be proud of a cubicle rat like you, please give me a break and go and get yourself a live before it's to late. Sucker!!!
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Took a 'heat advisory' free day . No different from a snow storm .
    Too dangerous . OK it's self granted but who better to decide me or
    Jimenez , Vasella from their ivory tower perch ? Some cubicle HR grunt ?

    Whole week is heat advisory FYI BTW
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How do you do it with teh tablet?What about signatures?
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You dont need signatures if you have little to no samples . Enter dozen or so calls in the AM & submit them all in the PM . It's not rocket science you home office tool . Now stop spying on these threads & get back to work !
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    OoOps my tablet broke ! Oh well on paper for a week . One day hunting & gathering signatures on paper . 4 days getting tanned, manicure , pedicure & hair done.
    Look on Novartis face- priceless !!
    PS- did I tell you I dont care ? well I dont & neither does my POD nor my Mgr for that matter , in fact he's the one that taught me the tricks of the trade
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Every time you submit a call it has time stamp. YOur manager can see what time you made your calls they look on their calender. Mine does
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yeah OK einstein , obviously a home office troll or just too stupid to figure
    out the obvious .
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Dropped my tablet off at a tier 1 doc by the beach , asked him to sign it at 9:30 -10
    He keeps it in his office safe & secure. Picked it up going home around 4ish
    stopped at a multi physcian specialist office on the way home , 3 sigz in flip flops !
    Counterpart will put me in as attending their lunch . Voila ! Free Day !!!!
    It's good to be me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Too funny. I am interviewing with Novartis trying to decide if I want to go with a tablet company. Was trying to see if there was a way to do it. Thanks-
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I am not a home office troll and I may be stupid so tell me how to do it without having to put calls in every half hour to make it look like I am really doing it
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    When you open a call you can change the time to whatever you want.
    Open a dozen calls , spread them out over 8 hours & submit them
    whenever you want . The time you entered for the call will be the one recorded
    That only changes of there is a signature. If samples are sparse you won't have any signatures so stay home & party until they call you for the next round of layoffs
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Thanks, that made me laugh out loud!
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Novartis is a group of motherfuckers. People who make fake calls they last I have seen people who work way too hard. They always get laid off. Fuck Em"
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Just put in first call and still in pj's.