Why can't Panera make a decent ham sandwich

All you have to do is bake a ham and slice it, mayo on the side.

Unavailable. The only thing you can get has been through three factories, shredded and reconstituted and it sucks.

Home cooking boys and gyrls. Where can I get theses things, it is the main thing we do after all.

 

Why don't you go to the grocery story and buy all the ingredients and make homemade trays for your offices?

 

... uh simply buy sandwiches somewhere else?

 

It would raise suspicion, even though it would cost much less to make the sandwich plates myself. They'd think I was feeding my family: much easier to pay more for less.

 

R u shitting me? Only a dumbass AZ rep. would post something like this. AZ reps are the joke of the industry!!

 

Hilarious OP. Thanks for the laugh. That's awesome.

 

I didn't know that Paneira allowed drug reps in....much less the AZ atypical variety.
No more Paneira for me or my reasonably normal family and friends. Anyone that still works for, or even thinks about employment with AZ definitely needs some serious psycho therapy and should not even be allowed in public places.

And I say this after having worked for, and finally retired from this demented and doomed company before it totally destroyed my mind and body.....I think!

 

You got fired for being weak and incompetent.

 

Paniera? One would think that if you were a rep and used Panera you would actually be able to spell the name. I have used Panera and get calls from the manager personally. Anyone who can produce the kind of volume a drug rep can, the smart managers treat with velvet gloves. The same goes for other caterers.

 

Damn food has killed this job

 

Food gives us at a least half the access we have.

 

I love deli meat.

 

Finally! A post about what we deal with everyday, drugs? No. The biggest issue of every reps day is what to put in the slop trough of the office pigs we slop at noon to get 45 seconds with the doctor!

 

You sound like a wedding planner except their customers actually appreciate what they do for them. The only respect we get or appreciation is from people we buy from not sell to. Now isn't that a bit upside down? This is not respect they are showing you, it is called pandering.

 

hey lame reps-get the doctors a turkey on wheat and cram the sales pitch please

 

You've obviously made a good name for yourself in town if the Panera Manager calls you personally -- You're practically Gordon Gecko! Damn, I don't blame you for swelling in pride and posting that anonymously on the internet!! I'll be the manager at the 7-11 comes out from his office next to the nasty pee room when he hears you're coming in to buy a cup of coffee too, and you get a donut for a nickel (cause you're such a power player in town).

Before you know it you'll be able to go to any Denny's and get the receptionist to provide an escorted seat at the bar.

Aim high.

 

You don't have to be too bright a bulb to figure out that smart people in the restaurant industry are going to cater to you if you are a good customer, no matter what business you're in. If that makes you upset, or is too difficult for you to understand, sorry about that.

So far as posting your name on the Internet. You first.

 

you owned the prior poster!

Stick up for the losers!! A winning way to go.... the AZ way.

So long as the money works. (It will stop working soon, sorry. )

 

Just go to the store and buy a ham, cover it in a mix of 1;1 honey and ham, stick in cloves all over it and bake for three hours. Cool for one hour.

Slice and add mayo or whatever. Killer good food; unavailable.

This could be a career for a lay off pharma rep and it could go public.

Everything from the fact food joints tastes like crap and is unhealthy.

 

Dammit!

Someone bring this idea public!! High end fast food. Remember the "toasted" subs from Quiznos? They are terrible.

We need a place that makes sandwiches like Mom makes. We will pay extra; I'll fork them $20 for a decent lunch. Unavailable. You all know you would spend Az's money and a big tip for that but you can't get it.

Keynesian economics says demand creates supply -- oh come on. Entrepreneurs create demand. Start the company!