Guys, it's just you and your honey, and your latest corporate acquisition, whether it be King or Wyeth or whatever. And you've invigorated your relationship by slashing and burning and laying off thousands. But, like lots of big companies, when it comes to commercializing their assets, you fall short. You don't measure up. Don't let corporate dysfunction (CD) stop what you started. See your Doctoor! Take Viagra. See your Doctoor now, or the only thing you'll have to show for takeover efforts is lying limp in the palm of your hand. :/
Maybe we could start advertising to teenagers? "Guys, it's just you and your little plastic blowup doll - named Honey!"
Or maybe we could acquire Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Kleenex and KY, and bundle the three items together? Hey, Honey, what do you think of that?
Hi guys, It's me, Honey, your plastic blow-up doll. I want you to see your Doctoor and ask about viagra for daily. That way you can finish what you started and then start all over again, and again, and again. I don't mind. I'm made of plastic. See your Doctoor, now, before it's too late, before we both deflate.