Viagra for CD

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by Anonymous, Nov 2, 2014 at 9:11 AM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Guys, it's just you and your honey, and your latest corporate acquisition, whether it be King or Wyeth or whatever. And you've invigorated your relationship by slashing and burning and laying off thousands. But, like lots of big companies, when it comes to commercializing their assets, you fall short. You don't measure up.

    Don't let corporate dysfunction (CD) stop what you started. See your Doctoor! Take Viagra. See your Doctoor now, or the only thing you'll have to show for takeover efforts is lying limp in the palm of your hand. :/
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Maybe we could start advertising to teenagers? "Guys, it's just you and your little plastic blowup doll - named Honey!"
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Or maybe we could acquire Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Kleenex and KY, and bundle the three items together?

    Hey, Honey, what do you think of that?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Honey, Honey! Are you listening to me? What are you doing with that plastic doll?
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest


    Heard Hoover and Dyson are going to add it to their accessories.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hi guys,
    It's me, Honey, your plastic blow-up doll. I want you to see your Doctoor and ask about viagra for daily. That way you can finish what you started and then start all over again, and again, and again. I don't mind. I'm made of plastic. See your Doctoor, now, before it's too late, before we both deflate.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    :)
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    HA HA HA

    Or just buy Actavis and keep the charade going a little longer.