Vol II: DM answers your questions. No Jokers

I go on field rides and I am always embarrassed for the rep -
"you're back again?? - weren't you just here last week?"
"Someone from your company was just in yesterday..."
"You know the Doctor is never here on Tuesdays..."
"We need more samples can you please stock us?"
"Can you come back on Thursday? We don't have anyone bringing us lunch then..."

 

Nope not even close to reality. I do know what your day entails:

1) Open Door
2) Walk to counter
3) Decide which Dozen looks more appetizing, Jelly, Chocolate Frosted , Old Fashion
4) Add Box of Joe
5) Deliver to office cows
6) drop off a sample
7) stand around for 15 minutes wait for signature
8) Say hi to Doctor & ask how weekend was with the 6 seconds of time allowed
9) Leave premise
10) Wave to other rep going in

Head to Bagel store
Repeat steps 1-10
Change #3 to Decide on Plain, Onion & various cream cheeses

Repeat process 4 times
Text friends
Check Facebook
Check voicemail
Lunch with co worker near the mall

Walk aimlessly into 5 more offices with glazed expression & ask receptionist if they need samples. Book Lunch , leave .
Repeat 5 x
End day at 2:45
Drive aimlessly until 4-4:30 entering bogus calls
Pick up free dinner from caterer

Feed the litter
Moisturize
Masterbate
Cry
Masterbate again
Cry again
Check linkedin
Convince yourself how valuable you are

 

Then your not in commission sales and I know how valuable I am. I've done commission sales and not afraid to go back. Really, shouldn't you be cold calling? Did you lose an account, you sound angry. Thanks for clearing up what all us already knew. A mad man on a rant.

 

More of a child on a rant. A child that wants attention. Even negative attention is better than being ignored. What a sad, pathetic way to try to convince people your life has some meaning.

 

Mr. DM how was your field ride today? Did the rep impress or depress?

 

Serious question DM:

To what extent can you really monitor what your rep is doing? Like can you actually see any time you want, where their location is at? Or is that something you need a serious reason to get from HR and approve.

In addition....say your rep does have a typical 10-2 day. But is one of your best reps. They are doing what they can do in their territory, and a good job at it. Do you track them and report them? Or just congratulate them?

 

1.Can't tell you.
2. 10-2 is not doing a good job. There is no such thing as a no see doctor. I'd report them.

 

Now that you've established that you're a complete idiot, I think we can quit wasting our time with you.

 

Why would you call him a complete idiot? Is it because he's not satisfied with someone getting 8 hours worth of pay while only working 4?

I guess now that we've established you are a lazy sack of shit, we can quit wasting time with you.

 

You have to get creative to see the more sheltered docs but when you get to see them you MUST close them.

It's simple but most of you reps are afraid to do it.

 

Well, it's obvious you are sheltered and are unafraid to be stupid.

 

I'm not lazy, but you are stupid. In both good ways and bad, this is not an 8-5 job. But you are the type who is stupid enough to confuse activity with productivity.

 

If you do it right it's a 7 to 6 job. Pharmacy calls and circling back to offices where you didn't get a commitment. Never leave for the day without a commitment.

 

What is...the quickest way to get kicked out of an office Alex.

 

So, just so I understand. If you work 10-2, is it because it is so non-productive to work from 8-10 and 2-5? Is that your argument?

Call me stupid all you want, but it's fucks like you who try to justify working 1/2 a day by saying its not about activity who are a major problem. You get paid to be both productive and active. Make good use of the 40 hours. There's plenty of work to be done, but you're just not willing to do it.

 

40 hours a week in a white collar job is equivalent to 60 hours in blue collar. I have done both (in high school in college, did construction), and this job is so dam easy...

I just couldn't stand the lazy women and gay men, which is why I left.

 

Your ignorance is only surpassed by your bigotry.

 

have you EVER had a pregnant pod mate? One with small children? if you did you would know....they DON'T WORK. you cannot be a working mom, you do neither well.

 

Nothing matters but productivity. Busy work doesn't count. Only a fool would disagree with these realities.

 

Ha - that's is the reality in working w our offices. Anyone who says otherwise, no make that believes otherwise, is delusional.