How will you celebrate getting shown the door on the 23rd?

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Jun 9, 2014 at 9:52 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Good luck everyone. But if u r let go, u should celebrate! This will take some prep work cuz u want to b prepared to celebrate the moment u get the bad news so you may need some supplies. So how u gonna do it?

    Champagne?
    Breaking Plates?
    Sex?
    Smoke a doobie?
    Dance it out like on Grays Anatomy?

    So what will u do to celebrate Merck reps?
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    i'm gonna git me some hookers and some blow!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The OP said you need to get prepared. So call for the ladies ahead of the call and have them bring your supplies. And if u get called to stay and serve Merck, will us still celebrate?
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Throwing my dog's full dump bags under the seats and in the trunk of the Malibu every day from notification to pick up.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Ok, now that's a good one !

    Whew !!! I can smell it from here already, nasty !
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I've told no less than 200 PC customers that we want them to be speakers. I tell them they will be contacted in late July. F you!!!!! I am dumping samples by the case, the next Januvia rx will be in 2016 in my area. F you!!!!! This week I plan to get mrk kicked out of all high rx offices by swearing, going through files, grabbin staff arse, using office phones, etc. F you!!!!! Good luck groups a and d, enjoy the aftermath and no severance next year. Don't forget those 50 rfm's I forgot to put on the spreadshit. This is awesome, happening across the country. Oh and fu. Celebration? Well, I am buying a boatload of 4th of July fireworks courtesy of mother. Will light them off atop ye ole Malibu.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    LMFAO!! OMG! I'm almost in tears from laughing! Bahahahaaaa!!
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Does anyone else have any great ideas to settle the score with our beloved employer as we exit?
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Don't go away mad....just go away!
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Install a remote controlled ejector seat on KF's helicopter seat?

    :::We have lift off::::

    Get krazeee drunk, grab some MRK pals and watch the fun unfold as we press the button from a safe distance that offers an unobstructed view :)
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Celebrate big time and don't let the Merck asses bother you. Go skydiving, bungee jumping, get drunk, get high, have wild sex, do a hard core workout, eat cookies until you explode, or just take a nap.

    To settle the score, get a job with a competitor and make lots of money.
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    leave an upper decker in your least favorite offices.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You forgot to add......run around the block naked......
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Stocking up on the 22nd.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I will celebrate by going to church, and then watching a Lifetime movie while sipping some green tea and then doing some yoga poses naked while drunk with a small group of other Merck reps.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You're one of those crazy fruitloop suburban wonderbread types, huh??
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Casino
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I will celebrate with a champaign toast, and then have some toast for breakfast with lots of butter. Then I will go out for a five mile run. Then I will lie on my couch and play video games on my XBOX.
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I will simply do yoga and then go get a massage to relax myself.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Drink a whole bottle of wine & eat a large pepperoni pizza