PC Fast Start Meetings

Discussion in 'Novartis' started by Anonymous, Sep 1, 2014 at 12:47 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    it's just a ride
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMUiwTubYu0
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Who else is excited to hear management ask us to control the controllables, focus on what's in your bag, start off the year strong or other corporate mumbo jumbo?
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The brand team are the people responsible for "trying" to make role playing a miserable and uncomfortable situation. They think putting you on the spot, under lots of pressure makes you a better sales person! So sad how disconnected from reality they are!
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Exactly, why they should be called "Fist Start Meetings". Can't you just feel it?
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Moving forward, for those that are left, if the brand team continues this type of shocking the monkey so to speak, the door of the meetings should be named " fist start"....who ever came up with this is a character! Lol..
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Your CP censors are protecting you from the trolls.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    He won't have a hard time finding another job.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    They are really going to have us role play and not address the elephant in the room? Leadership needs to role play how to have a real, straight forward teleconference with a plan for the future. Stop hiding behind bullshit emails and give us answers already.
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You'll know things are serious if the elephant in the room is wearing a condom.
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    i know i need to lose a few lb"s........was my fly open during the role play?
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    What is grey and comes in buckets?
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Do they really want us to spend time at this meeting to work on our business plan? We most likely won't be selling Exelon Patch further than this trimester. The only plan we will be doing is looking for another job.
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    With all this fisting we will have the experience to sell to gynecologists and proctologists.
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Does anyone remember the movie Caligula?
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    My meeting was amazing! I believed every word our leaders had to say.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We already give great oral exams.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I use it as an excuse to play speed bag with my tonsils.