MediocreImmune

Discussion in 'MedImmune' started by Anonymous, Oct 11, 2014 at 4:29 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey just found the vision statement

    At MediocreImmune we collect huge money because AZ is so incredibly stupid they think we are good in fact people at MediocreImmune are ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian, prosaic, lackluster, forgettable, amateur, amateurish;

    But we love to bullshit people that someday we will have a drug approved
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Wow! Are you sitting in front of a dictionary looking for words that describe your mama? You papa? Your family in that trailer park in a red state? Please take all your descriptive words and shove them up your stink hole and while you're at it, put your IPad there, too.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    what is that swirling sound ??? synagis sales going down the toilet.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    You are right the MediocreImmune way is to follow the crowd, show up late, exaggerate your capabilities, overestimate your worth, overvalue your projects, overstate your progress, overpraise your colleagues, aggrandize your contibutions, distort the truth, overdevelop your ego, embellish your resume, become a caricature of AZ, glorify Mediocre performance, hype your future, hyperbolize your statements, and misjudge the competition. We are MediocreImmune a Legend in our own Behinds.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    How dare you ! Bahija alone has created more value than you have !!
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Haters keep on hating, you never win. I love my job.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Losers keep on losing, sorry you had to stay at AZ ! We only take the best.
     
  8. anonymous

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  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Haha! The joke's on AZ. They are the clowns that forked over nearly $16B for Medi.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    yuk yuk yuk AZ is soooo bad (how bad is it) that they look to MediocreImmune as leaders !! ha ha ha

    Gee when is that MediocreImmune product launch.... wait for it.... wait for it.... wait for it....
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Makes sense you are with Medi.....you can only expect unintelectual response. Most Medi leaders are losers.
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Gee when is that next product launch ??? Can you actually do ANYTHING except miss endpoints ???
     
  14. anonymous

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  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Laugh is on you Merck/BMS trolls.

    http://endpts.com/astrazeneca-gets-a-boost-from-durvalumab-phiii-chatter-as-pipeline-wear-and-tear-starts-to-show/
     
  16. anonymous

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    Has the Durvalumab application been submitted to the FDA?
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Nope, delayed. Pascal is vewie, vewie angry.
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Maybe that's why the senior VP of clinical development is leaving?
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Yep leaving for Novartis. What were his major accomplishments at Medimmune? I'm waiting. Still waiting.