My assistants and I have gone thru the literature, and we at The Institute have concluded that the was and never has been a living god
Probably true, but you need to tune in to "Ancient Aliens" on the History Channel, because there is something out there.
I myself am an alien. I'm here to observe the human race but it's very depressing watching all you idiots.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain. -The Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz