The first Bydureon update National CC, this Monday?

Does anyone find it odd that after 5 months of silence we are now having the first Bydureon national conference call update to the sales force?

better late than never
or
why bother?

Why bother. What could they possibly tell us that we already don't know?

Jake would like to announce he is finally folding up his beach chair, showering off the baby oil he tans with and taking his teeth to a duller white. He also would like to express his deep appreciation to the sales force for making his wallet a lot thicker all for doing nothing but wasting company funds "entertaining" himself.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Why bother. What could they possibly tell us that we already don't know?

We all know you can't sell worth $h1t, 29000, we see your sorry numbers everyday

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Jake would like to announce he is finally folding up his beach chair, showering off the baby oil he tans with and taking his teeth to a duller white. He also would like to express his deep appreciation to the sales force for making his wallet a lot thicker all for doing nothing but wasting company funds "entertaining" himself.

Last time I checked, Amylin loses money every year. It starts with not generating the volume of sales from your products that you've forecasted to do. So, the salesforce hasn't realy been keeping anyone's wallets fat.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Does anyone find it odd that after 5 months of silence we are now having the first Bydureon national conference call update to the sales force?

better late than never
or
why bother?

If the sales force does not generate enough profit-maybe someone should look at the leadership. The first national cc during launch comes 5 months into it.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Last time I checked, Amylin loses money every year. It starts with not generating the volume of sales from your products that you've forecasted to do. So, the salesforce hasn't realy been keeping anyone's wallets fat.

The downer-troll re-emerges from his own depressing reality trying pull others into his gloom with his distorted version of reality (misery loves company)!

Amylin salesforce has eclipsed quotas several times, but like other salesforces, doesn't dictate what the company does with that revenue.

Go back to your depression; no body wishes to join you!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Why bother. What could they possibly tell us that we already don't know?

Why are we having this crap. This is cutting into my workout.

This cc was a great opportunity for all the VP's of BS to put on a show for the new owners.
Simply brilliant how so many people were leading the call. Everyone got their moment in the spotlight to prove how valuable they are.

Too bad you guys could not have done calls like this when it really mattered.

Thanks for the show.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

This cc was a great opportunity for all the VP's of BS to put on a show for the new owners.
Simply brilliant how so many people were leading the call. Everyone got their moment in the spotlight to prove how valuable they are.

Too bad you guys could not have done calls like this when it really mattered.

Thanks for the show.

could not have put it better, that was my exact thought. total joke

Originally Posted by Anonymous

The downer-troll re-emerges from his own depressing reality trying pull others into his gloom with his distorted version of reality (misery loves company)!

Amylin salesforce has eclipsed quotas several times, but like other salesforces, doesn't dictate what the company does with that revenue.

Go back to your depression; no body wishes to join you!

Regardless of what you do with the revenue, Amylin continues to fail to hit quarterly forecasts as well. Blame that on anyone you'd like to blame it on, but we all know it's Sales fault. No wonder your business model was to run around and beg someone with a REAL salesforce to buy you out. We'll see what BMS and AZ do with the pack of shitty products you've handed off to them.

Thanks for your comment Novo rep! Good luck with your expansion to then lay off later!

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Regardless of what you do with the revenue, Amylin continues to fail to hit quarterly forecasts as well. Blame that on anyone you'd like to blame it on, but we all know it's Sales fault. No wonder your business model was to run around and beg someone with a REAL salesforce to buy you out. We'll see what BMS and AZ do with the pack of shitty products you've handed off to them.

it's the sales force fault...no wait, it's because you have shitty products...another Novo rep that contradicts themselves to make a point about nothing.

hey doc, less shots is better, QD better than BID...no wait, more shots is better, because patients will forget they have diabetes if they only take a shot QW....yes DOc, I am NoVo and I will say anything (my 5 pod partners too) to further dilute the hope of having any meaningful conversation that does not revolve around your Starbucks order. Thank you doc please, sign for me..

It was funny that the female rep brought up training and crust balls Jake said "we have no knowledge of this and we say it is false". First off why would BMS ask shitty amylin VP's for advice ( its like asking bobo the monkey for a stock tip ). I ran into a rep from AZ and he said that training will be completed by Sept 1.