Use your Storage Unit for a place to meet for sex

There is a thread titled "great lunch" where a little known secret of pharma sales was let out, and this secret deserves it's own thread!!

Apparently, some "innovative" reps have been using their storage unit to meet others for sex.

They get a sofa or futon, some battery powered fluorescent lights and BLAM, they have a sex den. It requires a passcode to get onto the property, so your spouse can't roll up without you noticing. There are bathroom facilities in the office.

Apparently people meet other reps, doctors, nurses, their spouse, etc.

It is a company paid for sex den. A hotel would cost you $100 a day. Your storage unit isn't $200 a month and you expense it. It's air-conditioned/heated and private. What more do you need?

You always need to unpack shipments, right? You can spend hours there and it's a legit place to be. If you are being followed by the company or a PI, your car should be at the storage unit. It's a heck of a lot better than being caught in a hotel parking lot, right?

This information deserved a wider audience rather than being hidden at the bottom of another thread.

 

And when your manager comes to inspect your unit due to reading CP, just drag your furniture to the empty unit across the hall and close the door for the day. Drag it back that night.

 

Just slide it into the empty storage units with the doors left open where all the other laid off pharma folks used to be.

 

The best part of being a DM is access to all the units in the district. I bang my girlfriend in every unit within the team. No one every knew. I have been doing it for 2 years now. We love it when there is a reorganization - new place for sex. I guess it is my way of screwing the lazy reps when they think they are screwing me. Ha ha!

 

And here I thought that odorous smell was
Mothballs

 

manager balls....not moth balls

 

I'm here. Where's the plug for the Hitachi MagicWand in this G-unit?

 

Damn...OK, just got off the turnip truck. What an amazing idea! I swear, by next Friday I'm gonna totally pimp my unit out (on pfe's dime of course), and start accepting ladies Friday afternoon. I have seen the light! The hottest babe in our District invited me over to her storage unit last month, didn't even think of it. DAT's gonna all change now.

 

This is nothing new. Lets face it- most of us have a "work spouse" and most storage areas have 24 hour access. "Dinner Program" night means an after hours romp at the storage unit

 

Holly Shit, Alpharma rep, no King rep, no Pfizer rep here... ok, I know I have no job very soon. But, really, thank you for this post. This shitty day now ended with a smile. Memories..... What a funny ass thread. Oh, and to the DM who posted: If I am one of the 1% picked to stay with pfizer, our ride alongs will be in my storage unit!! Goodnight.

 

And the company always sends me these shipments that I have to unpack outside of work hours! Having to go to the storage unit for work is an EASY excuse! I have so may audits a year that I've constantly got to keep up with inventory!

I can't believe so many have never thought of this before!!!

 

Do any of you who mess around care about that person? Or, is it all that cold?

 

of course I care. I keep a box of tissues in there so she can clean herself up

 

You shoot blanks, how is that possible? She just needs that much lune because she isn't that into you. That's why. You're just another trick. Now pay up, sucker!

 

A lot of the people that have storage units set up for sex are women, so don't generalize!

 

get the keys and let's go....my unit is now open for business!

 

I got big and I got black. Meet me at the storage unit 100 for the big ,150 for the big and black.
South Carolina football ruls

 

Gamecock?

 

I had a twin bed delivered to mine... top it off with a Vizo and a mini Keg-o-rater... my unit opens for business every day at 2-3pm.

 

it's great! Home away from home!