Thoughts on the Three Stooges

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:12 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

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    Not trying to get into partisan political rants on this thread because that is being done on other threads ad nausuem, but when Governor Rick Perry made it mandatory in Texas, Gardasil started to get the bad reputation. Prior to that decision, parents were excited about protecting their daughters against hpv.

    It's amazing how people's views can change when they feel forced to do something rather than have choices. When MVD became MVID many MVD reps got forced out and the stooges began forcing a lot of worthless initiatives that did nothing to help sales (MGAMs, POP, Navigate, forced rankings, doubling the sales force only to reduce it, merging primary care with pediatrics and hiring the little rascals as DCO's). As a result, MVID is a cult of psychos and cafepharma has become a place of sane refuge. Sad.
     

  2. Anonymous

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    I will if you take some Avandia first.
     
  3. Anonymous

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    MGAMs were not necessary because we already had RAMs and they did the work with us and we all shared credit. That is how MVD was. MVID had to change things so MGAMs (we all called them MSCAMs because it was all a scam, the way poorly trained tablet chuckers tried to take over key accounts despite no knowledge or experience in the area, multiple teleconferences geared to trying to obtain our account info. This has been covered on other posts ad nauseum. Bottom line- are we better off now than we were? Hell no. The MVD train left the station and was derailed by MVID and now MVID is running around trying to figure out what to do but there are very few left to get it done. Fun but sad to read CP these days. I don't ever remember its threads being so top-heavy with vaccine posts. I wonder why.....
     
  4. Anonymous

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    That's because there are some of us in vaccines that still refuse to drink the koolaid and can clearly see that MVID is being destroyed in the same way as USHH.
     
  5. Anonymous

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    You mean destroyed by ushh, don't you? MVD was fine until ushh came in.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Absolutely!
     
  7. Anonymous

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    That's because MVID is top heavy with inexperienced idiots that are full of themselves but empty on vaccine knowledge. The Little Rascals are awful!
     
  8. Anonymous

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    We now need to come up with nick names for all of the little rascals (Rom, Linda, Tom, Paul and Elliot). Any ideas how to categorize Phil besides being targeted to get pushed out? He does look like a younger version of the Cowboy's Jerry Jones.
     
  9. Anonymous

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    Only Rooney so far (Looney). I haven't heard any nicknames for the others but Romulus has had some really bad ones thrown around. Did any stick?
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Romulame? Romuwus?
     
  11. Anonymous

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    Lyon' Lyon is already in use. He also is now known as Tom Lyon V instead of the previously known Tom Lyon III. We want to remember a spectacular 2011 and hope for more of the same in 2012 and beyond.
     
  12. Anonymous

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    Todd Nichols may be no different. We'll see what he's all about at the Atlanta meeting.
     
  13. Anonymous

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    Rooney nickname is spot on. She's got some serious issues.
     
  14. Anonymous

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    Double sales on Gardasil and Zostavax is what I'm hearing. Get ready for a low payout year in 2012.
     
  15. Anonymous

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    ...or possibly double the salesforce with former asthma reps.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    And then decrease the sales force, finally getting rid of everyone left with a MVD pedigree.
     
  17. Anonymous

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    Make them each 50% of the vaccine objective. This way there will be no bonus for sales, and they will jerk around the rest of the bonus and then wonder why we don't put out anything for them.
     
  18. Anonymous

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    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
     
  19. Anonymous

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    Time to think about working for a consultant instead of this actual place. Oz anyone? LOL
     
  20. Anonymous

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    Gardasil finally started to show some movement but it will never be where they "want" it to be. Want to discourage and screw the sales force even more? Keep bumping up objectives astronomically and watch us quit, and then wonder why we are unresponsive to any of your demands. We will still be working but on our pace and we will accept getting screwed out of bonus like over in ushh but there are other ways we can and will win. Game on.