Truth

We need to party together

 

I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

 

I know who shot Tupac

 

God exists..........lol, ok that's total bullshit.

 

Paul Walker lives.

 

I like Russian chicks, chocolate, and American Idol.

 

Barry Manilow married his partner.

 

I never shared a joint with Willie Nelson...been telling that story for years. R.I.P. Willie

 

You're always on my mind.

 

Willie's not dead! It was a hoax! I know I just made your day

 

I fought the law... and the law won.

 

I dance with the devil under the pale blue moon

 

She blinded me with science

 

I have 2 kids and one of them is my favorite.

 

I pleasure myself to DSI compliance training videos

 

Who doesn't???

 

I have sex with a married rep on the passenger seat of her company car.

 

I prefer them with whipped cream and no TV, but that's just me.

 

Sometimes I'll sit on my hand to make it fall asleep then masterbate. I call it..."the stranger".

 

I love the Russian dancers at the local strip club. They are always lovely.