The Twelve Days of Enzon

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The Twelve Days of Enzon

    On my first day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    An email welcoming me.

    On my second day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my third day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my forth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my fifth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Five Returned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my sixth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my seventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eighth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me



    On my ninth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my tenth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eleventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me


    On my final day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Twelve Reps a-bailing,
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Very clever, I must admit. Think what you could accomplish if you actually put that much effort into your job.
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    Very clever, I must admit. Think what you could accomplish if you actually put that much effort into your job.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Selling Abelcet? I don't think so.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Very clever, I must admit. Think what you could accomplish if you actually put that much effort into your job.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Selling Abelcet? I don't think so.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Hi Ben!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    The Twelve Days of Enzon

    On my first day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    An email welcoming me.

    On my second day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my third day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my forth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my fifth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Five Returned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my sixth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my seventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eighth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me



    On my ninth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my tenth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eleventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me


    On my final day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Twelve Reps a-bailing,
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    [/ QUOTE ]

    OMG too funny!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    The Twelve Days of Enzon

    On my first day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    An email welcoming me.

    On my second day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my third day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my forth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my fifth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Five Returned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my sixth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my seventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eighth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me



    On my ninth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my tenth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eleventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me


    On my final day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Twelve Reps a-bailing,
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    [/ QUOTE ]

    OMG too funny!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So are famine, earthquakes, car wrecks, and birth defects. I think your mental defect is showing if you find that anything more than a waste of good oxygen.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    The Twelve Days of Enzon

    On my first day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    An email welcoming me.

    On my second day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my third day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my forth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my fifth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Five Returned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my sixth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my seventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eighth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me



    On my ninth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my tenth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eleventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me


    On my final day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Twelve Reps a-bailing,
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    [/ QUOTE ]

    OMG too funny!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So are famine, earthquakes, car wrecks, and birth defects. I think your mental defect is showing if you find that anything more than a waste of good oxygen.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Sounds like someone did not have their daily dose of Kool Aid today. Sip up tomorrow buddy.
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    due or dudette...awesome. I spent more time doing business plans than in the field
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    due or dudette...awesome. I spent more time doing business plans than in the field

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ROFLMAO! Cut n' Paste those business plans! [​IMG]
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Funny! True! Sad!

    This place is really a joke!
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    OMG too funny!!


    Thank you for your vote of confidence. I wish my manager was that supportive too. Anyway, stay tuned for more holiday fun!

    "T'was the night before Enzon and all through the house not a vial was selling, not even a dose"

    "Rudolph the red nosed Director, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would think he stank of booze"

    So stayed tuned all current Enzon employees, and lucky alum! We are here all through the holiday season to pass on some joy here on Cafe Pharma. Sit back, drink some Kool Aid mixed in that egg nog and remember - 'if you can not be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!'

    Oops...gotta go...Bridgewater is checking the old IP address
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey B.

    The rats are jumping off the pier now arent they? [​IMG]
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    Hey B.

    The rats are jumping off the pier now arent they? [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Off the pier and into your boat B!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    On the 13th day Jeff created the "NEW" Enzon
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    [ QUOTE ]
    On the 13th day Jeff created the "NEW" Enzon

    [/ QUOTE ]

    In anticipation of selling the 'Old' Enzon. Please read his wonderful bio on www.enzon.com and notice a pattern.
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Cost of 12 rolls of toilet paper on Enzon - $5.52
    Cost of 12 lunches on Enzon - $136.98
    Cost of using your time at Enzon to find another job - Priceless!
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Ben/Jason you guys cause trouble every where you work.

    AP) New York authorities sued one of the nation's largest pharmacy benefit managers on Wednesday accusing Express Scripts Inc. of pocketing as much as $100 million in drug rebates that should have gone to the state.

    "They were simply committing fraud," said New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer. "It's an ugly word."

    Spitzer and state Civil Service Commissioner Daniel Wall accused the St. Louis-based firm of violating its $600,000 contract to negotiate the lowest prices for drugs under health plans for state workers. The contract required the company to negotiate the lowest prices and return any rebates to the state.

    Instead, ESI called the rebates an administrative fee or similar term and kept it, Spitzer contended. The state is seeking tens of millions of dollars, as much as $100 million in reimbursements, plus any penalties and fines, Spitzer said.

    "They were disguising rebates ... in order to put those rebates in their pockets," Spitzer said Wednesday.

    The company denied the accusations Wednesday.

    "Express Scripts has saved the state of New York more than $2 billion in drug costs since 1998," the firm said a prepared statement. "During the contract, the state got all rebates for which it contracted, and more rebates than guaranteed, initially deep retail discounts got better, and use of low cost generic drugs increased.

    "Express Scripts never recommends switches to a higher cost drug in connection with any client's plan and does not accept pharmaceutical manufacturer funding for such programs. Express Scripts never conducted brand drug therapeutic interchange programs for the State of New York. Express Scripts also complied fully with its contract regarding the handling of data related to the New York plan."

    The suit was filed in state Supreme Court in Albany after negotiations for a settlement broke down, Spitzer said.

    The company was also accused of inflating the cost of generic drugs and of using "fraud" and "deception" to induce physicians to switch patients' prescriptions and then collecting a fee from the new drug manufacturer.

    Spitzer said the civil lawsuit will seek up to $100 million in restitution to the state over a five-year contract and undetermined restitution to individuals who may have paid unnecessary copays for medication and medical services. The company, which continues to operate under a new contract with the state, handled about $1 billion in medication billings during the five-year contract at issue for which ESI was the sole bidder.

    Wall said safeguards including audits are built into the current contract, which can be canceled for cause.

    Express Scripts Inc. is the only company providing pharmacy benefits to New York state's civil service employees, and the company announced on July 28 that it had received a notice of a proposed lawsuit from Spitzer, alleging "breaches of contracts and violations of civil law" in the company's management of the prescription drug plan for New York state and its employees.

    Pharmacy benefit managers are essentially middlemen who negotiate on behalf of their clients for discounts from drug manufacturers.

    The company also announced that it had received a subpoena from Vermont requesting documents on a wide range of Express Scripts' business practices, and said it had been advised to expect identical subpoenas or inquiries from attorneys general in 18 other states.

    The business practices of various companies that manage prescription benefits have been under increasing scrutiny in recent years.

    "I certainly don't want to tar an entire industry," Spitzer said, but "there are certain behavior patterns that we find problematic."


    By Michael Gormley
    ©MMIV, The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Thanks Barry for that update. You hired those thugs!
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We could only pray and maintain our sanity for those left here at Enzon that the Executive team reads these postings and see what a true loss they have encountered with MB and RV and much more in '06. Also, to pray and have hope that they may actually look at these requirements and try to accomplish them as Baldzicki did....but hey, who am I kidding, they just write there own responsibilities and objectives and cross their fingers...so goodluck to all that are left under the management of VN, CS, SP, BW, JB, etc......what a bunch of fuck-up, back-stabbing, insecure, management that we have to endure at this time.
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest


    One year old, and it is still the gold standard of Enzon ineptness. Happy Holidays Vinny you dope!