I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

a pancake is just a pancake. a waffle is a meal.

 

they call me waffleafogous and i am here to bring order to club panacke

 

i take my pancake with a cherry on top

 

the pancakes are in short supply these days.

 

It's a pancake Apocalypse is what it is! You all better get right with the stack else your soul will be taken by Waffleafflegous! You heed this warning worshippers of the crepe! Heathens that you are!

 

It's a pancake Apocalypse is what it is! You all better get right with the stack else your soul will be taken by Waffleafflegous! You heed this warning worshippers of the crepe! Heathens that you are!

 

please do the needful...

 

Pancakes are not healthy at all. It's basically like eating cake with liquid sugar poured over it. Pancakes will make you fat and smelly. Try having some sautéed kale with sweet potatoes and brown rice.


You people need a better breakfast choice.

 

You clearly have never eaten from the stack.

 

I was just contacted by a stack of Sharpie pens!

 

Nothing beats a tall stack of griddle cakes and a Bears loss. Suck it waffle eaters!

 

Please take it forward and do the needful.

 

I ate a stack of waffles this morning. Does this make me a heretic?

 

I suspect you may be the elusive Waffleofflegus, report to the lab immediately for dissection and further testing.

 

The stack is tall in AP22 this morning, bring your largest fork and a clothespin!

 

The stack is tall in AP22 this morning, bring your largest fork and a clothespin!

 

Sounds good! I'll bring the snow shovel!!

 

The stack is soaking wet in the park tonight. I recommend rubber boots and one rubber glove. Beware the ides of October!

 

I'll bring the forklift!

 

Will I be thought less of if I sneak a crepe?