Ever notice every company has its fat poodle. yap yap yap, yap yap yap. Now these fat poodles don't do much but make others unhappy barking at them all the time and yipping. They like to bite the mailmen, and being southern poodles they like to bite the black mailmen. Now this fat poodle was really a mean dog. It was nasty and took pleasure in biting them blackmailmen. Share your fat poodle stories here.
I have noticed that there are multiple poodles here as well - bark, shit and leave. Share all poodle stories not just ones about fatty. My guess is that the poodle who posted this originally will be the one more people talk about, which will be ironic.