Thanks for the honest response. Thought I would get an answer like "f off or stop scaring folks because it ain't happening. Some people are in denial.
I heard 2 weeks per year of service, paid in yen and four sets of premium chop sticks. In exchange for turning in your happy jacket from the Osphena launch you will receive one compliment coupon for a massage with a tug and a pull at your local Spa....wink, wink!