Who's Happy With Their Pay Raise???

Hi kids! Received my "raise". Woo hoo!!! A whole $2000! Funny about those rumors saying there were big changes coming. Seriously... So funny. Abandon hope all yet who enter here. You will be significantly underpaid, nickle and dimed, and locked into the worst incentive plan ever created. Is there any body who is happy hear?

 

Nice! That's $38 a paycheck before taxes. It will help pay for your high premium health insurance!

 

Don't forget to deduct the extras you pay in health care premiums, monthly car cost, lack of cell phone compensation. Not counting printer ink and paper. No sick time. Less vacation. Now compare to your former or potential future company. Deduct at least $5,000 from your 75k base.

Also remember how long it takes to vest, anyway...you all are working for less than you realized.