The Twelve Days of Enzon

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Great fucking stuff! Merry Christmas fuckers! I hope it is up next year if you nimrods are still in business!


    Jason Bristol
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Jason,

    Get back here and get to work on my bung.

    Ben Favret

    P.S. Hi Chucky!
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bring back more parodys!
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    A true classic to all the former a-holes at Enzon. May they suffer!
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Anyone know what became of all the misfits?
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest


    A true classic for all the class holes that drove this place to bankruptcy and delisting.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why is Enzon still here? Bucky the Pirate is long gone and same with this turdhole. Many thanks to Vinny for all the bad personnel mistakes.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just in time for the holidays. A big Enzon thank you to all that made this company a failure and a penny stock at the same time.

    May the ghosts of Christmas past return to your miserable lives and never offer you turds redemption.

    The Twelve Days of Enzon

    On my first day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    An email welcoming me.

    On my second day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my third day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me.

    On my forth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my fifth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Five Returned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my sixth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my seventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eighth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me



    On my ninth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my tenth day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me

    On my eleventh day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me


    On my final day at Enzon,
    my Manager sent to me
    Twelve Reps a-bailing,
    Eleven Directors Spewing,
    HR Lords A-Leaping,
    Nine Resumes fed ex-ing,
    Eight PIPs a-breeding,
    Seven e-mails a-waiting,
    Six MDs a-complaining,
    Five Re-turned Vials,
    Four business plans,
    Great West Health,
    Worthless Enzon Stock,
    And an email welcoming me
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    I noticed the other day that Enzon is a penny stock on the NASDAQ. Let's have a round of applause for all the past leaders that made Enzon a success.

    Proud, very proud!