http://www.theonion.com/articles/pharmaceutical-rep-assures-doctor-he-personally-tr,38475/ Pharmaceutical rep assures doctor he personally tries every drug he promotes The Onion, Issue 51:16 (23-APR-2015)
Ha! And coincidentally, he's also tried the competitor's products and is underwhelmed. Whatever happened to seconal ? I could use some some nights.
That was one of Elvis's Favorites--a cocktail of seconal, nembutol, quualude, ketamine and grape soda!
Sounds like oblivion. Isn't ketamine a great antidepressant? I wonder how that works with all those downers.